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Does Cheeseland Discriminate Against Humans? Part 2

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Where we are: Cheeseland has received notice of its first-ever lawsuit. The city is being sued for discrimination in its hiring practices. Cheeseland is being represented by JJ Gorilla, widely considered the best animal for the job. David (the human) wasn’t as lucky. He’s talking with a couple of friends.

David: Pete, you told me this was going to be easy. “How hard can it be? They’re just a bunch of dumb animals.” I can’t even find a lawyer.

Steve: Why not? It should be simple. Obviously, a human is more qualified than a polar bear to sell tickets at an ice arena.

David: You would think. But apparently that’s not true if the customers are all animals. They say that some of the animals are afraid of humans. I’m not sure, but I think they said rabbits and deer.

Pete: Did you tell them you’re not going to eat the customers?

David: The whole thing didn’t go well. When they said Animal English, I thought it would be like talking to someone with an accent. It was a really strong accent.

Steve: What are you going to do? Give up?

David: No. I think the animals need to see that humans deserve jobs too.

 

Steve: Are you going without a lawyer?

David: No, they’re required to give me representation.

Pete: Are you getting a gorilla too? Or a shark?

Steve: Or a snake? That would be cool.

David: Um, no. The free representation is provided by animals just out of school. And they’re trying to open the profession up to a wider variety of animals.

Steve: So what is it?

David: She’s a French Poodle. Her name is Abbie, and she’s really smart. She’s meeting with that gorilla this afternoon.

David’s friends laughed, and the conversation moved on. Meanwhile, JJ and Abbie were meeting.

JJ: Thank you for coming to my office, Abbie. The judge prefers that the two sides meet before the court date to see if they can find common ground.

Abbie: Of course. I can’t believe I’m in the same court case as JJ Gorilla. Your book on compromise is required reading at law school. You’re a big part of why we have so little legal conflict in Cheeseland, Mr Gorilla.

JJ: Please call me JJ. It’s very kind of you to say that.

 

Abbie: Do you think we can find a compromise? My client wants either a job or money.

JJ: Sounds like a human. Does he know that money isn’t really used in Cheesland the way it is in human cities?

Abbie: I tried to explain that working in Cheeseland probably wasn’t a good move financially because we do a lot of barter here, so he may not find a job in his expected compensation range.

JJ: And even if he wins his suit, he isn’t going to get a lot of money.

Abbie: Do you have any idea what he might Goget if he does win? I don’t think he’s really qualified to get a job where he talks to animals. I’m having a lot of trouble understanding him. He uses some type of human translator that isn’t very good.

 

JJ: Then he’s not actually qualified for customer service positions. We’ll assume he’s doing that human thing where they expect us to pay to have him not go around telling everyone how horrible it is to be a human in Cheeseland.

Abbie: You are correct. So how much would Cheeseland be willing to pay him?

JJ: He wants $500,000, which is totally ridiculous. We don’t really care if his human friends don’t want to come here. Luckily for him, animals are a little more ethical. We try to do the right thing.

JJ starts to work on his laptop while Abbie looks at the books in his office. After a few minutes, he invites Abbie over to look at his screen.

JJ: Since your client doesn’t really have a case, here’s what we can do. Fifty thousand dollars in cash, one year’s free pass to all Cheeseland municipal events and parks, and a lifetime supply of fertilizer.

 

Abbie realizes that she will need to speak to her client, and he will not be happy. She goes outside to present the offer. She comes back a few minutes later.

Abbie: My client has refused your offer. He says it’s either a job or he’s going to sue for $1 million.

JJ: Any type of job?

Abbie: Yes. He says that he has to have a job or he’s suing in human court.

JJ: That would be very unfortunate. Let me make a couple of calls. You’re sure he would take any job?

Abbie: That’s what he says.

JJ talks to a couple of animals while Abbie waits outside. She returns after JJ opens the door.

JJ: I have two job opportunities for your client. Can we call him together? I’ll link him into AnimalView.

Abbie called her client and nodded to JJ.

JJ: Hello David. I’m JJ Gorilla, and I’m representing Cheeseland. Can you understand what I’m saying?

David: Yes…you hear me?

JJ looked at Abbie. She nodded again.

JJ: I understand that you want a job in Cheeselabnd and will sue us if you can’t get one.

David: That’s correct. It’s my right as a human being.

JJ: Okay. I have two offers to choose from. If you take either of them, you need to sign a form saying you will not sue Cheeseland. Do you understand?

David nodded.

JJ: After reviewing your qualifications, we’ve found two jobs that match. You have to choose one of the jobs if you want to work here. You want to be treated exactly the same as the animals, correct?

David nodded again.

JJ: The first job is at the fertilizer plant. Your job would be in client relations for the human accounts.

David: That sounds pretty good. What’s the other job?

 

JJ: That one is on an apple farm. You would be responsible for building maintenance. It’s a pretty physical job, but you don’t really have to worry about talking.

David: The first job, definitely. Thank you for straightening everything out, Mr. Gorilla. Thank you, Abbie.

After the details were ironed out, JJ called Angel Cat to tell her she could report on the outcome of the lawsuit.

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Does Cheeseland Discriminate Against Humans?

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Hello. It’s Angel reporting to you outside of Cheeseland City Hall. Something unprecedented is going on inside. From what we’re being told, a human has filed a lawsuit against the city for discriminatory practices in hiring. We’re waiting to learn more about this unusual development.

There was a small group of animals surrounding Angel as she spoke in front of a camera. Soon Sgt Stripes, head of communications, walked up to Angel.

Angel: Hello Sgt Stripes. Can you tell us what’s going on with the lawsuit?

Sgt Stripes: I’m not sure that I can. As far as we can tell, Cheeseland has never had a lawsuit before.

There were murmurs from the crowd.

Squirrel: Should have known it would come from a human.

Angel: We had thought that having a liaison with the humans would avoid this type of thing. Can you tell us what went wrong?

Beaver: I knew it was a bad idea to trust the humans.

Husky: Me too. I thought we should just ban them from Cheeseland.

Grizzly Bear: One of them turned my great-grandpa into a rug.

Fox: And they think that foxes are for making fur coats.

The crowd was growing and getting more agitated.

Sgt Stripes: Calm down everyone. No one wants this to turn into something ugly.

Angel: So how is Thomas Tabby going to handle this. He is the liaison to the humans.

Sgt Stripes: Thomas is reviewing the allegations with Cheeseland’s top attorney, JJ Gorilla.

Lion: That’s good news. He’ll know what to do.

Meanwhile, Thomas and JJ are meeting in Thomas’ office.

Thomas: We have to fix this. We said that our relationship with the humans would improve. Now they’re suing us.

JJ: Don’t get so excited, Thomas. It’s just one humans. They do this kind of thing to each other all the time.

Thomas: Really? I’ve never heard of an animal doing that.

JJ: That’s nothing. You should see what they do when they loan each other money.

Thomas: Maybe they don’t really like each other.

JJ: I’ll never understand them.

Thomas: Did you read what the human said? What’s his name?

JJ: David Mason. He says that he’s applied for three jobs with the city and hasn’t gotten any of them.

Thomas: Why would he want a job here? He’d be the only human.

JJ: Apparently, he’s been having trouble finding a job in the human sector and thought he’d try Cheeseland.

Thomas: What jobs did he apply to?

JJ: That’s the odd part. It looks like he’s interested in positions that work with the public, and our public is overwhelmingly non-human. We’re very animal-centric.

Thomas: What did he want to do? Is he even qualified?

JJ: I would say, technically, yes. For example, he want to work at the front office at the municipal ice arena. There’s no reason why a human couldn’t do it.

Thomas: Except humans aren’t considered cold-weather animals and some of that population can’t work anywhere else.

JJ: But does that make them any more qualified?

Thomas: I think so. The ice arena runs very smoothly. What else did he apply for?

JJ: Two jobs at City Hall. One answering the main phone line and one in Parks & Rec.

Thomas: Does he speak Animal English or Ur Animal? Many of our constituents don’t speak anything but their native tongue.

JJ: He says he knows that everyone at City Hall has an AI translator in case there are communications issues.

Thomas: You know that we prefer not to use them. AI was created by humans and doesn’t really work well with animal dialects. He’d have to be hooked in the entire time he’s at work. That is not a good idea. Who knows what he’d say without knowing he’d said it?

JJ: The hearing is next week. What do you want to do?

Thomas: Set up a meeting with the Director of Hiring. Find out why he wasn’t chosen. Hopefully, it wasn’t just because he’s humans.

JJ left the meeting and went outside. There was a large group of animals protesting against humans in Cheeseland, The TV crew was filming everything. It wasn’t going to be easy proving there wasn’t an anti-human bias. He’d have to think of something else.

(Ed. Note: Apologies to Sgt Stripes and Angel fans. We couldn’t figure out how to get their pictures right in Gemini. We’re going to keep working on it.)

Next week: Can JJ defend Cheeseland’s hiring practices?

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A CatForce Job Applicant

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Cat On Computer - Marin Humane

Archie was tired of living at home. He wanted to get his own place so he could get away from the new batch of kittens and all the rules his mother had. He wasn’t really what he wanted to do with his life. A buddy of his had found a pretty good spot as rodent control at a bakery. He told Archie to try CatForce.

Archie looked at the website: CatForce: Cats and Humans Working Together. Hmm. Barney hadn’t said anything about all of the jobs being with humans. He decided to give it a try.

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Step 1: Building your profile. That looked simple enough. The first section was easy: name, address, and contact information.

Step 2: What experience do you have? Archie thought. He didn’t have any experience working with humans.

Step 3: What skills do you have? General cat-type skills: hunting, pouncing, excellent at laser tag.

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Step 4: List three strengths: patient. (Rats! Why didn’t Barney tell him how hard this was going to be?) persistent, tidy

Step 5: List three weaknesses: can sleep anywhere (maybe that’s a strength?), don’t like rain, short attention span (sometimes; if it’s not about me)

Then the questions.

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On a scale of 1-10. how much do you like humans? Maybe 5? I don’t know any.

Do you want to work inside or outside? Inside. I don’t like bad weather.

Do you want to work days or nights? Either

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Do you want a place to live on your job site or go home at the end of your shift? Depends on the job

Do you have any record of attacking humans? No.

Thank you for answering all of the questions. We are working on a list of the types of jobs you would match with as well as a list of jobs we would not recommend for you.

Recommended: Shop Cat, Library Cat, Factory Cat

Not Recommended: Barn Cat, Farm Cat, Lap Cat

Would you like to see open jobs in your Recommended categories? You can choose See More to look at details or Pass to remove it from your list of opportunities. Isn’t the point of answering all the questions? Yes, I want to see the jobs.

Cat smells owner's foot and retches – Michael Broad

Rodent Control Acme Feather Company – See More (maybe there will be birds there)

Rodent Control Nick’s Shoe Emporium – Pass (ugh; naked human feet)

Rodent Control Nikki’s Noodle House – Pass (I don’t like noodles)

Why Your Cat Likes Sleeping on the Bed With or Without You | PawTracks

Greeter Suzy’s Shake Shack – See More (sounds like there might be ice cream)

Quality Control State Street Spring and Mattress – See More (getting paid to sleep = cat Nirvana)

Display Model Cats and More – See More (possibly another sleeping opportunity)

CatForce processes the information and presents the following job descriptions:

Rodent Control Acme Feather Company – Become a valued member of our team. The Acme Feather Company has been creating cat toys for over fifteen years. The bins of feathers need to be protected from the teeth of the rodents in the warehouse. Excellent pay with top-of-the line benefits. Do you want to set up an appointment? Archie set up an appointment for Tuesday afternoon.

Greeter Suzy’s Shake Shack – Our apologies. The Health Department has required us to remove this posting.

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Quality Control State Street Spring and Mattress – Looking for someone to join our mattress testing team. The ideal candidate will be able to sleep on demand and give feedback on the quality of the mattress. Benefits include our state-of-the-art snack bar and competitive pay/benefits. Do you want to set up an appointment? Archie chose a spot on Monday morning.

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Display Model Cats and More – You know us from our unique cat trees and kitty condos. Be a part of our sales team. Work in the showroom demonstrating how comfortable our products really are. Excellent employee discount program. Vacations and health benefits programs. Do you want to set up an appointment? Archie chose Monday afternoon.

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Follow-up: Archie went to all three interviews. He chose the job at Cats and More. The humans were really nice and the products were extremely comfortable. The Acme Feather Company position was overnight, and Archie was afraid he wouldn’t be able to stay awake. The job at the State Street Spring and Mattress involved sleeping with strange humans. Archie was uncomfortable with the whole idea.

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Non-AI pictures courtesy of Google Images

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Behind the Scenes at CatForce

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Confused Cat Face

Thomas Tabby has started a new software platform, CatForce, to match working cats with humans who are looking for some feline assistance. The site was intended to allow humans to post positions and have the cats look for something that interested them.  There was a bit of an unforeseen issue with the actual communication between the humans and the cats. While most cats are fluent in human, it is extremely rare to find a human who understands the language of cats.

Cats of the Call Center : r/midjourney

After some research, the CatForce Help Center is using AnimalTongue Cat as a translation tool. The human fills out the form describing what position they are trying to fill, the form is translated into Cat, and CatForce staff decides whether they will accept or decline the position. If a posting is declined, the human can contact the help center to make modifications to the posting. All communication is handled through CatForce Chat. Here are a few examples:

Katy: Thank you for using CatForce. What order number will we be chatting about today?

Human 1: I’m not sure. I only have one request.

Katy: Have you submitted a job description?

Human 1: Yes. And the email said it was denied.

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Katy: There should be an order number on that email.

Human 1: Can’t you just use my name? Or email or something?

Katy: Unfortunately, our system sorts by order number. You should have received it when you first placed your request. It would have been on the denial email too.

Human 1: I want to talk to a human.

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Katy: I’m sorry, but this is a cat-owned business. There are no humans here.

Human 1: That’s ridiculous. Aren’t your managers human?

Katy: We are proudly 100% cat owned and operated. Unfortunately, I can’t assist you if you don’t have your order number.

Human 1 disconnects.

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Jiminy: Thank you for using CatForce. What order number will we be chatting about today?

Human 2: 125-303

Jiminy: Thank you for that information. Am I chatting with Jonelle Jones?

Human 2: Yes, you are. I want to know why my posting was rejected.

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Jiminy: It says that you are looking for a Cheshire cat. We aren’t certain what type of cat that would be and what the job would entail.

Jonelle: You don’t know about Cheshire Cats? They can make themselves invisible and move without anyone seeing them.

Jiminy: I don’t know anything about that type of cat.

Jonelle: You must know about them. They’re in a book.

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Jiminy: Are you referring to Alice in Wonderland?

Jonelle: Yes, that’s it. I need one of those cats to keep my children entertained.

Jiminy: I’m sorry, but that wasn’t a real cat. We can’t create a job request for something that doesn’t exist.

Jonelle: Are you sure?

Jiminy: I’m afraid not. Have a pleasant day.

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Jonelle: Can you tell me where Wonderland is? Maybe I can find one myself.

Jiminy: I don’t think that exists either.

Jonelle: That’s unfortunate. Good-bye

They disconnect.

Buttercup: Thank you for using CatForce. What order number will we be chatting about today?

Human 3: 130-267

Buttercup: You are David S and you are looking for guard cats?

David: Yes, that’s correct.

Buttercup: What do you want the cats to guard?

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David: My house.

Buttercup: How many cats are you looking to hire?

David: I think two. One for the front door and one for the back door.

Buttercup: Cats generally aren’t used for home protection. Are you sure about this?

David: I want big cats. Maybe tigers. Or panthers.

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Buttercup: CatForce works with domesticated cats, not wild animals.

David: Are you sure that you won’t have any big cats?

Buttercup: That is definitely not our target market.

David: I’m very sorry to hear that.

He disconnects.

It’s break time and the cats get together to discuss the strange humans they’ve been chatting with.

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Emma Rabbit’s Job Hunt – Part 2

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Where we are: Emma Rabbit is trying to re-enter the workforce after taking time off to have children.She has been using the Animal Hunter website to find an opening, but the postings she’s been receiving are not rabbit friendly. You can see Part 1 here. he was at lunch with her best friend, Musette, when the topic came up.

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Musette: How’s the job hunt going Emma? Are you having any luck finding a new career?

Emma: I’m pretty disappointed. All they send me are carnivore jobs.

Musette: That’s strange. You’re using AnimalHunter, right?

Emma: It’s really the only thing out there that doesn’t charge a fee.

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Musette: I’ve heard really good things about it. What did you put for your job interests and requirements?

Emma: What do you mean by requirements? I put in my personal information and told them that I used to teach aerobics. Isn’t that all you need?

Musette: What did you put in the section about preferred working conditions.

Emma: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Musette: Why don’t you show me what you put in your profile. Maybe I can help you figure out what’s wrong.

Emma pulled up her profile. Musette looked over what was there.

Musette: Why don’t you have anything for your preferred work environment?

Emma: I don’t really care where I work.

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Musette: But, look. You can choose whether you’re inside or outside and whether you want to work with humans.

Emma: I guess I should have at least clicked on it. I want to be outside with no humans.

Musette: Got it. What about the animals classification section?

Emma: I don’t remember seeing that. Is that one of those sections that aren’t required?

Musette: It’s not required, but it helps them find the right type of job for you. They want to know if you’re carnivore or herbivore. Once you put in herbivore, it’s asks you if you would be comfortable working with carnivores or omnivores.

Emma: I think I’d like to work with other herbivores. The smell of meat makes me sick, so I don’t want to work with that either.Kawaii Bunny Cutie Rabbit Cute Bunny

Musette: Okay. The last question is about what species you are. You don’t have to answer it, but it does narrow down the jobs it will send you.

Emma: Okay. You can put down rabbit. I don’t want any more cat jobs.

Musette: Here we go. Let’s see what you get back now.

AnimalHunter has a match for you. Duke and Edna’s Farmers Market is looking for an energetic animal to manage the stalls Friday-Sunday. Must have excellent communication skills and experience with scheduling vendors. Very fast-paced.

Emma: The farmer’s market sounds great, but I don’t think I’m cut out to work with assertive animals.

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AnimalHunter has a match  for you. Mama rabbits, are your kits grown? Miss having little ones around? You can be a live-in nanny. Teach our little ones, feed them, and take them to the park. Room and board with a small living allowance. References will be checked. No friends over while you’re working. Sundays off.

Emma: Nope. If I want more kits, I will have my own.

Puffs the cute bunny goes shopping!

AnimalHunter has a match for you. We’re expanding and have openings for cashiers, stockers, maintenance, and more. Competitive wages and employee discounts.

Emma: Ooh. This might work. It’s not outside, but it’s all herbivores. Let me click “Apply”.

Emma got an interview at Allyson’s. They were so impressed with the way she presented herself that she was hired as the assistant produce inspector. She spends her time deciding whether the vegetables are too wilted to be sold.

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Emma Rabbit’s Job Hunt

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Emma Rabbit was heading back into the workforce. Before she’d had her kids, she’d been an aerobics instructor. She had enjoyed it, but didn’t really want to work that hard anymore. She was scrolling through the advertisements on the AnimalHunter website and entered her information to see what they might match her with.

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She waited nervously to see if they had anything for a returning-to-the-workforce ex-aerobics instructor. It wasn’t long before her phone started pinging.

   

AnimalHunter has found a match for you. Receptionist at You and Your Teeth. Looking for an outgoing, friendly self-starter to greet clients and schedule appointments at our all-species denture lab. Must not be intimidated by large mammals with toothaches. Excellent pay and benefits. Free samples.

Emma did think she would do well with grumpy tigers. She was frightened by large domesticated cats when they got angry.

Animal Hunter has found a match for you. Account representative for Iron Butterfly Gyms. Put your outgoing  personality to work for you. Sell memberships to our ever-expanding chain of gyms. Potential to work up to a trainer position. Salary plus commission. Free gym membership included.

Emma wondered what she had put into her account that would make anyone think she would be a good salesperson. She was a typical rabbit, sweet and cuddly. And afraid of most large animals.

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AnimalHunter has found a match for you. Meat cutter at MegaMart. Requirements: good interpersonal skills, attention to detail, ability to work without close supervision. Join the largest team in the U,S, Competitive wages and benefits for full-time employees. Employee discount from date of hire.

Emma couldn’t click out fast enough. She was definitely not going to work for the human MegaMart Corporation. In the meat department no less. Then she looked at the next four messages.

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AnimalHunter has found a match for you. Join the MegaMart team in your neighborhood. Full and part-time positions available. Flexible hours all shifts. Cashiers, stocking, floor positions available. Choose which position you want at the location most convenient to you. Join the largest team in the U.S. Competitive wages and benefits for full-time employees. Employee discount from date of hire.

Emma was getting irritatated. Why would AnimalHunter be sending jobs at a human store?   AnimalHunters was supposed to be for animals. Were there really animals desperate enough to work there? Humans were icky. And they smell weird. And make jokes about having you for dinner. NEVER.

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AnimalHunter has found a match for you. Pre-School Attendant at Dee’s Kitty Cove. Do you think small cats are totally adorable? Are you looking for a schedule that matches your child’s? Do you enjoy teaching kittens how to be cats? You will love working at the Kitty Cove. Your kittens can attend for free. Must be flexible and willing to work extra hours at short notice. Must have up-to-date rabies and distemper shots.

That would be a good job, thought Emma. IF I WAS A CAT. Jobs in Cheeseland weren’t supposed to be segregated by species. But who was going to be able to teach a kitten how to be a cat if they weren’t a cat. Emma wondered if maybe she could sort by something rabbit-friendly.

AnimalHunter has found a match for you. Do you love the water? Are you a natural swimmer? Cheeseland Country Club is looking for swimming instructors and life guards. Must be able to easily swim at least 100 meters and know basic water first-aid to become an instructor. Must be trained in basic water rescue for the lifeguard positions. Skills will be tested at the interview. Get to know the pillars of your community. Pays minimum wage, but the networking possibilities are endless.

Emma quickly clicked past. There must have been some part of the profile that she had missed. Rabbits only swim when they are forced to. Her heavy fur coat was not meant for the water. She had to keep looking.

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AnimalHunter has found a match for you. Do you want to set your own schedule? Work when it’s convenient for you? Join the Maid4You team. We specialize in cleaning homes and small offices. You can choose which jobs to accept and which to pass by. Initial allowance for the things you’ll need. Then you’re on your own. Bid on the jobs that work for you. You’re a free agent with the recognized name of Maid4You getting the word out for you. Follow our link to sign up.

Emma tried to figure out how this would be a good job for her. Cleaning up other people’s messes with the lowest bidder always getting the work. Her own equipment and transportation. No job security at all. She moved on.

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After a few more postings, Emma decided to go for a walk. She’d try a new profile tomorrow and see if her luck improved. If not, she could go back to teaching aerobics.

Pictures courtesy of Google Images.