Kommando: Did we tell them that our human sister is getting married in October?
Snoops: I think so.
Kommando: Did we tell them that we’re going to help?
Snoops: I don’t remember.
Kommando: Let’s tell them what we’re gonna do.
Snoops: What are we going to do? You mean the present?
Kommando: Of course not. She might read this and it would ruin the surprise.
Snoops: It’s a good thing she doesn’t live here. It’s hard to keep that sort of thing secret.
Kommando: No. We’re going to help with the food at her party before the wedding.
Snoops: You mean that thing they call a shower, even though there’s no water?
Kommando: Yeah. Humans are weird, but I wasn’t going to help if there was real water.
Snoops: Did you find any good recipes?
Kommando: I thought so. There were all kinds of things called mousses. I thought it was a typo for mouses. It’s not. People make mousses out of all kinds of stuff. Most of it’s pretty disgusting.
Snoops: That’s like when we found out that tomato goat cheese spread was tomato goat-cheese spread, not tomato goat cheese-spread. I was pretty disappointed. I thought all I was going to have to do was pick the tomatoes off the goat.
Kommando: There is not a single recipe out there with mouse as the main ingredient. And very little tuna. There is some salmon.
Snoops: Well, maybe we could try the tuna ones.
Kommando: I don’t think so. They mix it with stuff like mustard and lemon juice. One of them even said to use chickpeas.
Snoops: I don’t know what a chickpea is, but it must be some kind of vegetable. Peas are those little rounds things we can chase around.
Kommando: That’s the other thing. Humans put vegetables into almost all of their party foods.
Snoops: I guess that’s to make them feel better about the cake.
Kommando: They even ruin cheese with nuts and beer and wine and stuff.
Snoops: EWWWW. Maybe this is going to be harder than we thought.
Kommando: I had an idea. You know how much humans like pizza?
Snoops: Yeah. But they don’t sell mouse pizza.
Kommando: I know that. But we get cheese pizza and put the mice on ourselves.
Snoops: That might work. And cold catnip tea. It will be purr-fect.
Pictures courtesy of Google Images (except us of course – tell Mom we want some pictures that don’t make us look like we sleep all the time, but not when we’re eating or bathing or using the litter box – maybe while we’re on bird patrol or mouse patrol)