Hi all! It’s Lightning, here for my first blog post! Unfortunately, it has been a bit of a bumpy road. One of my two big humans has abandoned me! Blondie has been admitted into some sort of long term care facility for an “eating disorder “. I’m not really sure what that means; maybe she didn’t have enough prey to hunt? All I know is, she’s been gone for a really long time. And I miss her.
There are only 4 servants to pamper me as it is, and now I’m down to three. And two of the three don’t really count, as they’re human kittens and can’t reach the treat box to spoil me with extra treats. So that leaves one human. And both Onyx and Thunder think he should pay attention to them. So here I am, all alone and abandoned.
But it’s really Blondie who’s been missing out! While she’s been gone, I’ve become a master at Pounce (much to Onyx’s chagrin). I also graduated from kitten chow to adult kibble (this wasn’t really something she planned on. I was supposed to stay on kitten chow for six to twelve months. But the big kitties have endless kibble, so I decided to advocate for myself and start eating theirs. It’s really yummy). I’m also getting really long. I’m going to be a big kitty when I grow up!
There are some things I miss about her. Like I mentioned above, I’m down to one human (although the younger of the two human kittens is my buddy). This means less cuddles, especially at bedtime, when Thunder steals the big human. I also don’t get nearly enough pets and cuddles with her gone. Our food and treats are not continually full. And I don’t have a constant stream of attention focused solely on me.
But she’s missing out on more. Like seeing me grow, or me learning how to hunt (I’m really good at getting jingly balls and the red dot). And she’s missing cuddles before it gets too hot. If I had known I was coming into a sick household, I would have asserted claim over the remaining big human. Or I would have sat on her for a really long time so she couldn’t leave. But no one warned me, and now I’m down a human. But that’s okay, I’ll just train the little one.
The other cats are pretty cool. I love playing Pounce with Onyx! She hisses and growls at me, but still engages in the game. Thunder is less fun to play with; she always hides under the bed. But luckily we both fit under there, so she can still play with me! They can also thank me for getting an additional litter box; now there are bathroom options throughout the apartment.
They haven’t been great about my missing human; Onyx says she does this a lot, and Thunder offered no advice on how to get her to come home. Maybe I’ll leave a trail of treats leading to our apartment. I miss her. As you can see, my life is pretty stressful without a human! I guess I’ll have to get started on that treat trail in the hope it brings her home.
Adventures in Cheeseland 
Best wishes to Blondie! ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you!
Lightning Kat, we r so sorry your human izza gone but we think yoo will bee ok there in your noo home. we hope blondie will be ok
I’ll push through it!
lightning ewe bee one gorgeouz gurl…N we iz sorree ta lurn bout yur purrson…hope her getz ta ree tern home soooper soon N then ewe can show her all kindz a cool stuff, like how ewe lurned , with onyx and thunders help, two order treetz N stuff on that thing called a pea sea…eye bet if yur treet trail waz like thiz long ~~~~~~~~~~ her could inn deed findz her way bak home happee week end ( N werk on gettin thoz two small onez two due yur bidding ‼️🤍🤍🖤🖤🐾😸
Thank you! The treat trail is an epic idea!
Lovely Lightning Kat, welcome to Your new home. I am sad to hear your story but life like that… I can almost understand you. But I am sure, you will be Happy in this new Family, Blessing and Happiness to you All. Thank you, Love, (And my Good wishes for your old Family), nia
Thank you!
Lightning, we are glad to meet you, and we send purraye4rs and love and Power of the Paw that things get better for you and ALL your humans.
Thank you so much!
I’m sorry your human is MIA for the moment. I do hope she returns soon, and feeling better than ever. Keep an eye on the household for her and best wishes to you all!!!! Try to give her extra cuddles when she returns.
I’ll definitely give her extra cuddles!
Really nice to meet you so sorry about Blondie hopefully time will pass quickly and she’ll be back before you know it just do what you’re doing and enjoy yourself.x
Thank you!
Nice to meet you Lightning. You are a cutie. I am sorry your mom is not well. I am glad you like all the kitties though so you won’t be lonely. XO
The other kitties are great!
Deer Miss Blondie hs been thu so-o much! Mee sendss POTP an **purrss** to her to get ettur soon. BelalSita sendss purrayerss fo healin’. Lighning Kat wee hope that thingss will get bettur an yore Hu’man comess home soon to you. At least Onyx will play with you….now to train that little Hu’man Kit!!!
***nose kissess*** BellaDharma an **blowss kissess** BellaSita Mum
Nice hearing about you in your first post. Hope your mom gets home soon.
You are adorable and I like your name. So glad you are getting along with Onyx and Thunder. Prayers for Blondie as she gets the help she needs.
Oh, sweetie, we know it’s not easy to miss your ‘Blondie’, but she’ll be back, once she finished the purrogram🙏🏼wishing her all the best and we send Healing Pawkisses to recover soon. Granny knows how hard it is, as she had also an eating disorder🙏🏼And you, little Lightening, enjoy your time with the four servants😹 and Onyx and Thunder and here’s a Double Pawkiss just for you🐾😽💞
Very cute little guy!
Hello Lightning. It is good to meet you.