Kommando: Did we tell them that our human sister is getting married in October?
Snoops: I think so.
Kommando: Did we tell them that we’re going to help?
Snoops: I don’t remember.
Kommando: Let’s tell them what we’re gonna do.
Snoops: What are we going to do? You mean the present?
Kommando: Of course not. She might read this and it would ruin the surprise.
Snoops: It’s a good thing she doesn’t live here. It’s hard to keep that sort of thing secret.
Kommando: No. We’re going to help with the food at her party before the wedding.
Snoops: You mean that thing they call a shower, even though there’s no water?
Kommando: Yeah. Humans are weird, but I wasn’t going to help if there was real water.
Snoops: Did you find any good recipes?
Kommando: I thought so. There were all kinds of things called mousses. I thought it was a typo for mouses. It’s not. People make mousses out of all kinds of stuff. Most of it’s pretty disgusting.
Snoops: That’s like when we found out that tomato goat cheese spread was tomato goat-cheese spread, not tomato goat cheese-spread. I was pretty disappointed. I thought all I was going to have to do was pick the tomatoes off the goat.
Kommando: There is not a single recipe out there with mouse as the main ingredient. And very little tuna. There is some salmon.
Snoops: Well, maybe we could try the tuna ones.
Kommando: I don’t think so. They mix it with stuff like mustard and lemon juice. One of them even said to use chickpeas.
Snoops: I don’t know what a chickpea is, but it must be some kind of vegetable. Peas are those little rounds things we can chase around.
Kommando: That’s the other thing. Humans put vegetables into almost all of their party foods.
Snoops: I guess that’s to make them feel better about the cake.
Kommando: They even ruin cheese with nuts and beer and wine and stuff.
Snoops: EWWWW. Maybe this is going to be harder than we thought.
Kommando: I had an idea. You know how much humans like pizza?
Snoops: Yeah. But they don’t sell mouse pizza.
Kommando: I know that. But we get cheese pizza and put the mice on ourselves.
Snoops: That might work. And cold catnip tea. It will be purr-fect.
Pictures courtesy of Google Images (except us of course – tell Mom we want some pictures that don’t make us look like we sleep all the time, but not when we’re eating or bathing or using the litter box – maybe while we’re on bird patrol or mouse patrol)
4 thoughts on “Cat Forum: Party Treats”
i love your mouse pizza idea!! I am sure that will be a big hit with the humans ;0
Thanks! We’re pretty proud of it. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Oooh now pizza and mouse and cheese and fresh cream and I would be in paradise! I would even forgo the cheese and pizza base and just have a cream dip and mouse 😉
Well I am sure whatever you decide, be it KFC or mouse pizza or salmon fillets, the humans will lap it up.
They do seem to eat almost anything, don’t they? Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty