Ed Note: You may recall that everyone has been awaiting the return of Blondie to get the house back to normal. She’s been back a week and a half but things don’t seem quite right yet.
Sgt Stripes: Hey Onyx. What’s going on?
Onyx: What do you mean?
Sgt Stripes: You don’t seem to be very excited about your human getting back home.
Gypsy: Yeah. You were supposed to move back upstairs when she got here.
Onyx: I never said that. Everyone just assumed that was what was going to happen.
Gypsy: You said that was the reason that you kept trying to get outside. You wanted to track her down.
Snoops:You are acting pretty weird.
Gypsy: You never came downstairs before she left. You were the princess while Angel and I had to spend months in the sunroom.
Angel: They’re right. You always got special treatment.
Onyx: That’s because I’m the house panther. The empress of the night.
Snoops: You’re only empress when you’re upstairs. I’m the real empress.
Sgt Stripes: Snoops does have seniority. Why aren’t you back upstairs with your human?
Onyx: I decided that I like it downstairs. I even have a new favorite spot.
Gypsy: You mean on top of the freezer? That’s a weird place to hang out.
Onyx: It’s actually very warm up there. I just need someone to put a pillow or a blanket or something down for me to lounge on.
Gypsy: You can’t see anything up there.
Onyx: I still go out on the inside porch. I just don’t want to go outside anymore.
Sgt Stripes: I thought you were some kind of emotional support animal for Blondie.
Angel: That was why you thought you were so special.
Onyx: I am special. But Blondie took me for granted.
Snoops: What do you mean?
Onyx: I was with her for all of the bad times. I never left her side. But then she disappears for two months and expects everything to be the same when she gets back.
Snoops: You know she needed to go away for a little bit to get healthy again, right?
Onyx: That what she says. But she didn’t take her emotional support cat. She deserted me. And I discovered that I can get cuddles from the other humans here. And all of the good treats are downstairs. I’m even trying wet food once in a while. And I really like it when Mom lets me drink out of the kitchen faucet.
Gypsy: There are definitely benefits to being on Mom’s good side.
Onyx: She spoils you. Every time you get really neurotic, she gets you back on track.
Gypsy: You’re just jealous because she gives me lots of cuddles.
Onyx: Blondie used to do that with me.
Snoops: Are you just going to sulk for the rest of your life? Why don’t you just go back to her?
Onyx: She needs to apologize. And promise not to leave me again. She was gone a long time. And she left those small humans behind. I’m really not fond of small humans.
Sgt Stripes: I didn’t like them at first either. But they are excellent at filling the kibble bowl and giving treats. Even Snoops lets them pet her.
Onyx: Blondie knows where to find me if she wants to apologize.
Angel: That’s not really her thing. Maybe you should just forget about what happened and go back upstairs. Cold weather is coming, and she has the good blankets up there.
Onyx: I’m going to take a nap. Then I’ll think about it.

























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