Mom is always writing about how cats lead ultra-exciting lives – living with bears or saving human lives. We want to set the record straight. She has done absolutely nothing to make our lives that interesting.
Here is a summary of a typical day. (Mom works at night.)
9pm kicked out of bed by the alarm – it is loud.
9:35 after MAYBE receiving a few cuddles, Mom leaves us alone. (The young male human is in the house, but we almost never see him.)
Chase each other around, get a snack of kibble and water, maybe play with some toys.
Go to sleep.
6am go on alert for Mom
7:30 breakfast, litter box break
Sit with Mom while she eats and does computer stuff. Fight to get the closest seat.
9am go to bed with Mom
1pm Watch Cat TV
3pm cuddle with Mom, play games, maybe chase
5:30pm join humans for dinner, share if it’s something we like
6:30pm pre-work nap with Mom
REPEAT
There is some variety:
- Visit the inside porch
- Hang out under the fan
- Kibble and litter breaks
- Bathing
- Play.with the young male human
- Chase mice or bugs
- Other stuff we can’t remember
But Mom has never brought home a wild animal or taken us anyplace interesting. We think she makes all that stuff up.
All pictures not of us are courtesy of Google Images
Adventures in Cheeseland 
Gosh. WE need to unite, all us cats. That in a way reminds me of my life kinda sorta. Not the timing, but the things we get to do. Maybe if we unite we can get our mom’s to follow a schedule WE write for them?
Katie Isabella
Pawsome idea! Humans think they’re in charge but we know better. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Snoops and Kommando, I feel your pain. This is why my siblings and I tend to play our own games at night. You know, see what objects bounce the highest when pushed off a table, chase, hide and seek, truth or dare, and wake the human. Hide the vomit is a good one too!
Ooh. We forgot about hide the vomit. The rest of t sounds good too
Loved you sharing your day routines with us! 😻🐱🐱
Thank yo!
Enjoyed seeing your everyday routines! Ours are probably similar . . .
Seems to be a common thread. We need to get more interesting humans
Sorry you kitties are so neglected. 😦
Do we detect a slight bit of sarcasm? We still love you, Ms Ellen
Frodo says that your routine sounds pretty good to him! Though he would want more hugging time!
Thank you, Frodo. More cuddles would be pawsome
GUYZ…WHEN YUR MOM IZ AT WERK & R MOM IZ AT WERK, WE SHULD SEND EACH OTHER TEXT MESSAGEZ & STUFF COZ DE FOOD GURL WERKZ DAYZ SEW ITZ SORTA KINDA LIKE ALL MOST BEE IN ABE BULL TA SNEEK ROUND 24/7 !!! 😉 ♥♥
Excellent idea! Mom even has an extra phone