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Reindeer Spa Day

All of the post-Christmas cleanup and debriefing was finally done, and Santa was treating his reindeer to a day at the spa. It was a full day of sauna, massage, herbal wraps, and hoof polishing. The spa even offered a full bath if anyone was interested. The reindeer weren’t too sure about the idea. They were alpha-male athletes and didn’t want anyone to get the idea that they were pampered princes.

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Santa: I booked you all for a day tomorrow at Glinda’s Sauna and Day Spa. Is everyone coming?

Dasher: I don’t know, boss. We’re hard-working pack animals. I’m not sure spas fit with the image.

Comet: What if some kid sees us dripping with seaweed?

Santa: It’s the North Pole. No children live up here.

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Blitzen: I think it sounds great. We do a really stressful job. We deserve to relax.

The next day, everyone arrive at 9 am.

Glinda: Hello, boys. Welcome to Glinda’s. We have a special day planned for you: sauna, deep muscle massage, seaweed wrap, more sauna, and a quick roll in the snow.

Donner: I think I’ll skip the sauna. I have a lot of fur.

The other reindeer nodded. They didn’t want to ruin the day by passing out in the heat.

Glinda: I hadn’t really thought about the fur. The elves love it. And we occasionally get humans who like it too. Let’s get you ready for your massage.

She led them to a room with a row of tables. Each reindeer laid on a table and closed his eyes. They heard soft music and felt strong hands massaging their backs.

Vixen: Do you guys hear anything?

Dancer: Yes, silly. They’re playing music.

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Vixen: No. Like someone moving around.

Dancer: Of course someone’s moving around. We’re getting massages. Just close your eyes and relax.

Vixen: I guess. Maybe I need this more than I thought.

The reindeer were feeling very relaxed. 

Glinda: Okay, everyone. Time for a quick shower before your seaweed wrap.

Prancer: What’s a shower?

Comet: It’s like a bath, but they dump water on you.

Prancer: That sounds extremely unpleasant. I think I’ll skip that.

Glinda: It’s warm water that comes out of a spray. It’s not like having cold water dumped on you.

Surprisingly, the reindeer all enjoyed the shower. 

Glinda: Shake off the excess water and follow me. It’s time for your wraps. Because of the fur, we’re going to use mud and warm towels. You’re going to relax for 45 minutes. Your fur will look amazing.

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She led them back to the tables where each reindeer was covered in mud and then wrapped up.They closed their eyes and felt something being gently massaged into their faces.

Blitzen: I was right. This is wonderful.

Dasher: It is rather pleasant.

Vixen: Can you hear it this time?

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Donner: What are you talking about?

Vixen: I think there’s someone in here with us.

Comet: There’s a lot of folks in here.

Vixen: No. someone who isn’t with the staff or with us.

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Cupid: Just relax and enjoy the feeling.

Vixen: I guess. It just feels weird.

Glinda: Time to unwrap. Let’s see how you look. How do you feel?

Blitzen: I feel great, but I need to get the mud out of my fur.

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Glinda pointed to toward the door, and the reindeer went out and rolled in the snow.

Comet: My fur is so soft.

Prancer: And you look better too.

Glinda: Everyone back into the hoof salon. Time for trimming and buffing.

Soon the reindeer were finished and walked home. Their muscles were relaxed, their fur was silky, and their hooves were trimmed. It had been a good day. That night, Dancer looked at the news. The top story was Exclusive:How Santa’s Reindeer Relax. It was full of pictures of the reindeer with Glinda. Vixen was right: someone had gotten in and taken a lot of pictures.

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Cat Forum: Cats and Stress

Greetings fellow felines. It’s me, Sgt Stripes. The lady cats say that I am causing them stress. I don’t mean to; I just want to have a happy home. I thought that maybe I would do some research to help them (I love Mr Google). Here’s what I found.

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The Most Common Causes of Stress

  • Living with other cats – Hmm. wasn’t really expecting this to be the number one answer. Apparently we don’t naturally live with other cats. Guess we all like to have our own way.
  • Strange cats coming into your home. That’s what they say I did. But it’s not true – Mom invited me. Besides, I’m not strange.
  • Putting our stuff in the wrong place or not taking care of it. We like our litter boxes clean and our food and beds in quiet areas. That’s just common sense, don’t you think? And most of us prefer not to share that stuff.
  • Changing houses. More common sense. Who wants to adapt to a new space? (Unless the old one was icky, like the shelter.)
  • Renovating or redecorating the house. A bunch of noise and confusion. And kitties really don’t like change.

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  • New animals in the house. It’s not just other cats that can make us nervous. Dogs can do it too. Especially if it’s an energetic, noisy puppy.
  • Unsuitable handling. Not all of us like to be petted or fussed over. Some of us will paw back or bite a little. Those are the kitties who know how to maintain their boundaries. There are others who suffer in silence and get stressed out about it.
  • A new baby. Not a surprise. They’re loud and smelly. And take away time from us.
  • Guests visiting. Some of us like people, and some of us do not. And some humans are loud and obnoxious. (Just a personal observation.)
  • Fireworks. Is it even necessary to explain this one? They have loud, scary noises and bright lights. They are awful from a feline perspective.

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How should you let your human know if you are stressed? Different cats handle it differently. Sometimes it’s obvious, and sometimes your human needs to pay attention (which they should be doing anyway.)

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Physical Symptoms of Stress

  • Change in eating habits. We kitties love our food, but we are also generally creatures of habit. Any obvious changes should be looked at closely. For example, we shouldn’t be eating non-food items like plastic or wool (it’s called pica). If we started eating a lot more or a lot less, it might be due to stress.

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  • Change in toilet habits. Stress can cause diarrhea and/or vomiting. It can also be responsible for  us not using the little box as often as we once did. Severe stress can even lead to cystitis, an inflammation of the bladder that causes painful, bloody urination.
  • Changes in the way we look. If you notice bald patches or sores due to over-grooming, the cause is likely to be stress. A generally less-spiffy looking coat may be the result of the other signs of stress.
  • Stress-induced “cat flu”. We might get a runny nose and eyes for no apparent reason if we are under stress. Stress can also make it tougher for us to deal with chronic illness or recover from being sick.

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Behavioral Symptoms of Stress

  • If you notice a kitty who is just not acting like themselves, it may be due to stress. Look for changes in litter box use, spraying/defecating outside the litter box, or excessive scratching.
  • Kitties who become aggressive may be stressed out. They might attack their human or other animals in the house. They may also meow excessively. (Not sure how you tell in those kitties who already talk constantly.
  • A change in a kitty’s interaction with their human is also important. Either wanting a lot more attention or avoiding the humans can be a sign of stress.
  • A general lack of interest is a warning sign. Some kitties stop wanting to play, some don’t want to come inside anymore (or go outside).
  • A kitty who paces around meowing is generally a stressed kitty. (Unless it is a kitty who is trying to get their human to FINALLY feed them.)

10 Signs Your Cat Might Be Stressed | PetMD

The Look of a Stressed Cat

An alert human should be able to see the signs of a really stressed cat fairly easily:

  • Crouches and looks tense when not hunting
  • Ears rotate backwards and flatten
  • Wide eyes with dilated pupils
  • Stares at the floor with a fixed expression
  • Rapid, frequent grooming
  • Frequent head shaking
  • Twitching skin on the back
  • Exaggerated swallowing

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What Should You Do if You are Really Stressed?

Humans say that the first step is a trip to the vet. That’s particularly important if there are problems with eating or using the litter box. They even have kitty therapists to help with behavioral change. Of course, sometimes the humans have to change things like moving our food station or litter box.

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I don’t think the ladies downstairs are quite at that level of stress. Mom tried stress-reducing treats. Not really sure how they would have worked. They tasted so nasty none of us would eat them. Now she’s going to try a pheromone diffuser. Guess it’s supposed to make us think of our cat moms and help us relax.

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Other possibilities for less-severe stress is taking our minds off whatever is causing it. Some humans experts recommend food puzzles to distract us, more vertical space, more scratching posts, and more safe outdoor access. If we’re thinking about something else, we won’t be thinking about being stressed out. It might work: Snoops doesn’t seem stressed out when she’s hunting mice.

Hope the ladies read this and feel better.

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Holiday Season Overload?

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Whether you’re a party kitty or a more quiet feline, we’re at the point in the holidays where everyone can use a little stress relief. Especially those of you with stressed-out humans. We have some tips for relaxing below:

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Get away from it all. Take a break from the festivities and just be comfortable.

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Do some yoga. Find your inner peace.

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Spend quiet time with friends. Just hang out and enjoy each others’ company.

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Go to the spa. Let someone pamper you and feel your muscles relax.

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Take a break from the red dot. Sure it’s fun to chase it, but have you ever caught it? After a while, it just gets frustrating.

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Drink lots of water. All that party food is making you feel bloated and slow. You need to keep your sleek body and dance moves ready for New Year’s Eve.

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Get ready to party. 2020 is finally ending. You don’t want to miss the big celebration.

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