Where we are: Emma Rabbit is trying to re-enter the workforce after taking time off to have children.She has been using the Animal Hunter website to find an opening, but the postings she’s been receiving are not rabbit friendly. You can see Part 1 here. he was at lunch with her best friend, Musette, when the topic came up.
Musette: How’s the job hunt going Emma? Are you having any luck finding a new career?
Emma: I’m pretty disappointed. All they send me are carnivore jobs.
Musette: That’s strange. You’re using AnimalHunter, right?
Emma: It’s really the only thing out there that doesn’t charge a fee.
Musette: I’ve heard really good things about it. What did you put for your job interests and requirements?
Emma: What do you mean by requirements? I put in my personal information and told them that I used to teach aerobics. Isn’t that all you need?
Musette: What did you put in the section about preferred working conditions.
Emma: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Musette: Why don’t you show me what you put in your profile. Maybe I can help you figure out what’s wrong.
Emma pulled up her profile. Musette looked over what was there.
Musette: Why don’t you have anything for your preferred work environment?
Emma: I don’t really care where I work.
Musette: But, look. You can choose whether you’re inside or outside and whether you want to work with humans.
Emma: I guess I should have at least clicked on it. I want to be outside with no humans.
Musette: Got it. What about the animals classification section?
Emma: I don’t remember seeing that. Is that one of those sections that aren’t required?
Musette: It’s not required, but it helps them find the right type of job for you. They want to know if you’re carnivore or herbivore. Once you put in herbivore, it’s asks you if you would be comfortable working with carnivores or omnivores.
Emma: I think I’d like to work with other herbivores. The smell of meat makes me sick, so I don’t want to work with that either.
Musette: Okay. The last question is about what species you are. You don’t have to answer it, but it does narrow down the jobs it will send you.
Emma: Okay. You can put down rabbit. I don’t want any more cat jobs.
Musette: Here we go. Let’s see what you get back now.
AnimalHunter has a match for you. Duke and Edna’s Farmers Market is looking for an energetic animal to manage the stalls Friday-Sunday. Must have excellent communication skills and experience with scheduling vendors. Very fast-paced.
Emma: The farmer’s market sounds great, but I don’t think I’m cut out to work with assertive animals.
AnimalHunter has a match for you. Mama rabbits, are your kits grown? Miss having little ones around? You can be a live-in nanny. Teach our little ones, feed them, and take them to the park. Room and board with a small living allowance. References will be checked. No friends over while you’re working. Sundays off.
Emma: Nope. If I want more kits, I will have my own.
AnimalHunter has a match for you. We’re expanding and have openings for cashiers, stockers, maintenance, and more. Competitive wages and employee discounts.
Emma: Ooh. This might work. It’s not outside, but it’s all herbivores. Let me click “Apply”.
Emma got an interview at Allyson’s. They were so impressed with the way she presented herself that she was hired as the assistant produce inspector. She spends her time deciding whether the vegetables are too wilted to be sold.
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