(Ed Note – We know you were expecting the ending to June’s camping trip with the bears. Cat is sick; so Onyx agreed to writing this week’s post. Please come back next week for the conclusion of the story.)
Lightning here! Today, I am going to be interviewing Onyx, whose primary human is Blondie. Since renturning home, Blondie has required a lot of therapaw services from Onyx. I’m sitting down and dissecting a day in the life as the primary emotional support kitty.
Lightning: “Hi, Onyx. Thanks for sitting down with me. Why don’t we start with a general day in the life of…”
Onyx: “Hi, Lightning. My days are pretty strenuous. Blondie wakes up between 6 and 7, so I need to be up nice and early to anticipate her needs.”
Lightning: “That is early. Do you at least get a special breakfast treat?”
Onyx: “Nope. The little humans get food, but they’re much whinier than I am. So I get ignored, aside from the occasional pat.”
Lightning: “What happens after breakfast?”
Onyx: “Well, Blondie hasn’t returned to work yet, although she’s doing that Tuesday. But while she was off work, she would usually drop off the little humans at their school, then come home and nap with me. This is my favorite part of the day. Unfortunately, once she’s back at work, I fear my mid-morning naps with Blondie will be cancelled.”
Lightning: “That sounds nice. So is that all you do? Nap support?”
Onyx: “Not at all! We wake up at 12:30 to have lunch. Still no special treat, but at least the little humans aren’t around wrecking havoc everywhere.”
Lightning: “Naps and meal duty. Sounds like my kind of job! Do you do any sort of work that involves leaving the realm of being a cat?
Onyx: “Of course! At 1:00 we start something called IOP (Intensive Outpatient Therapy). Or sometimes we meet with her clinicians.
Lightning: “Ooohhh, that sounds exciting!”
Onyx: “It really is. I get to be the star of the Zoom call. I get all sorts of awws and accolades.
Lightning: “So what do you do during these IOP meetings?”
Onyx: “Well, it’s very important that I am physically on Blondie to help manage her anxiety. If I sense a panic attack creeping up, I go into action. I stick my nose in her ear and purr to get her to calm down. She can also hug me and pet me for a tactile distraction. I also provide tech support by making various screens appear on her computer and typing out words that make a lot of sense in Cat, but not so much in Human.
Lightning: “That sounds strenuous. How long do you have to do this for?”
Onyx: “Well, she has 3 different meetings, one from 1-2, one from 2:15-3, and one from 3:15-4. There are snacks and a break in those missing 15 minutes. I do take advantage of the breaks to use the litter box, eat (since I still don’t get any good treats!), and stretch.
Lightning: “So you’re in action for a looooong time. How do you avoid napping?”
Onyx: “I don’t. Assuming Blondie’s heart rate and breathing are stable, I happily fall asleep on her keyboard.”
Lightning: “That sounds like a solid plan. What happens when IOP is over?”
Onyx: “Unfortunately, it’s time to pick up the mini humans. They’re really loud. I don’t like loud. So I hide out in my cubby until Blondie replenishes the kibble.”
Lightning: “All of that work, and still no special treats?”
Onyx: “Nope.”
Lightning: “She needs to realize how lucky she is to have you.”
Onyx: “I agree! I do everything for her. I love her, but her lack of gratitude is wearing thin.”
Lightning: “Maybe you need to take a day or two off. Show her what she’s really missing.
Onyx: “You know, that’s not a bad idea. I might take that one up!”
Lightning: “Thanks for the interview, Onyx”.
Onyx: “Any time, Lightning.”
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