Editors Note: As you know, Angel Katt is our political reporter. She was scheduled to moderate this debate.However, members of Remy the Golden Retriever’s team had a concern that she wouldn’t be fair to him because she’s a cat. We were very disappointed that it was a issue. Angel has been very professional to this point. We were forced to get an outside moderator for the debate. Gordie Gopher will be moderating the debate. We believe that he is well-qualified; however, we had to pay extra as hazard pay since he could possibly be considered prey by both of the candidates.

Gordie: Welcome to the Cheeseland debate. We will be asking Thomas Tabby and Remy the Golden Retriever some general interest question to get a better idea of who would be the best humans liaison. After the introductions, both candidates will have the opportunity to answer the same questions.

Gordie: Thomas, tell us what is a tabocracy?

Thomas: Good evening everyone. It’s actually very simple. It’s a government with maximum input from the Tabbies. Of course, we would include more cats than just the Tabbies. It would begin with me being the liaison to the humans, then expanding our role to the maximum potential.

Gordie: Tell us what you are rough and ready for.

Remy: Hello. I’m ready to be the representative for all animals, not just the ones that look like me. You may think of us as being lovable, dumb hunters. I’m here to show that there’s more to us than the stereotype.

Gordie: Do you think certain animals are over-represented in Cheeseland?

Thomas: I don’t thinks it’s a question of over-representation. There are a lot of feline-oriented activities, but there are a lot of cats in Cheese land. And others are always welcome to join in.

Remy: Of course, the cat doesn’t see it. When was the last time anyone saw a dog reporting on the blog? Most of the businesses cater to cats. The humans need to see that it is a problem.

Gordie: What will your first step be, if elected?

Remy::I think the first thing to do is set up some focus groups to see what the animals want from the humans. It’s time for a fresh start.

Thomas: I think that all human places need to be animal-friendly. we need to be safe from being stepped on and locked out of places. Everyone deserves respect, and I’m the cat to get it for you.

Gordie: There are rumors that one or both of you are trying to bribe the voters. What do you say?

Thomas: That’s ridiculous. I’m a cat. What could I possibly bribe them with. The catnip at my rallies is available to anyone who wants it. You don’t need to promise to vote for me.

Remy: Likewise for the doggy treats at my rallies. They’re free to anyone.

Gordie: What is the #1 problem with the humans?

Remy: I wouldn’t really call it a problem… but they could be a little more open to the animal perspective.

Thomas: Agreed. It’s like they think they’re better than us. They need to understand that in Cheeseland, we’re all equal. Just because they have opposable thumbs does not mean they are always right.

Gordie: How do you see your role evolving?

Thomas: I think that we should evolve into an equal partnership for virtually all decision-making. Because they’re bigger, they seem to think they should be running everything. If there are more animals than humans, we should be in charge.

Remy: I’d like to see more of a partnership. we are man’s best friend. I’d be happy just being included in everything.

Gordie: Any final words?

Remy: Please remember that harmony and fair play are the best way to get what you want in the long run.

Thomas: We need the humans to fully understand our need to live our best lives. That’s what you’ll see if you let a Tabby do the talking.

Gordie: That’s it for us. Thank you for joining us. Hopefully, you have a better understanding of the candidates now..

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