Where we are: Harold and Madge Groundhog were concerned that their yard was being beautified in preparation of being sold. They were rather fond of their human; they and the other animals pretty much had the run of the place. You can read Part 1 here.
Harold: It’s getting worse. Now the other human, the younger one, is starting to clean up the yard too.
Madge: I know. The sticks are all gone, and the grass is shorter than it’s been in ages.
Harold: And the sidewalks are all clean.
Madge: Our human is out every weekend, clearing away the weeds. I guess it’s more the way humans like it, but I miss the overgrowth. She got rid of all the grape vines. She said they were “invasive.”
Harold: Just because they were trying to root in the vinyl siding.
Sara Squirrel: Isn’t that like ivy-league? I thought that was high-class for humans.
Madge: Beats me. All I know is that the sun is getting into our home a lot more than it used to. And I don’t really feel safe anymore.
Roger Raccoon: Me and my friends have been trying to keep it from getting too clean. We’ve dumped the catnip and tomato plants a couple of times.
Ricky Raccoon: Not that you can tell. It gets cleaned up first thing in the morning.
Harold: And they moved some of the stuff inside.
Madge: They keep putting the catnip back down for that new cat to lie in.
Sara Squirrel: Yeah. Those two cats act like they own the place. I thought for sure the inside cats would try to drive them off, but they don’t seem to care.
Pierre Rabbit: I saw the human planting some stuff in front of the house.
Just then a bat flew over. The bats didn’t really like the rest of the animals, but he was curious about what was going on.
Benson: Hey, guys. What’s up?
Madge: We’re worried that the humans are getting the place ready to sell.
Benson: You should see what’s going on inside. Major cleaning. Whole rooms are being cleared out.
Madge: Are they talking about moving?
Benson: I wish. My whole family has been living peacefully in the attic. They stirred everything up; we’re all moving out to the bat house. It’s ridiculous inside.
Madge: But that’s your home!
Benson: It’s not worth it. The human is afraid of us. Every time she sees a bat, she gets the younger one and he puts us out. We’d rather leave on our own terms.
Pierre: It’s not so bad out here. We have a lot of room, and no one bothers us.
Priscilla Rabbit: Did you hear the humans say anything about selling the house?
Benson: No. That’s not what’s going on. I guess that the other main human died a couple of years ago. They’re just finally getting around to really cleaning everything up. It’s a big house and a big yard.
Harold: Yeah. I guess it would take a lot of energy to get things straightened out.
Benson: The humans who are left said something about the one who’s gone being a pack rat. I don’t really know what that means. I saw pictures. He looks like all the other humans.
Harold: Weird. I don’t think we have rats around here. I think they look like big mice.
Mortimer Mouse: Yeah. Kinda. But not so cute.
Harold: Do you know what a pack rat is?
Mortimer: I think it has something to do with the way that some rats hoard things.
Benson: Yeah. That sounds right. They are throwing away a LOT of stuff in the house.
Harold: And a lot of stuff out here.
Priscilla: But they attracted those two cats. I don’t really like cats.
Pierre: But as long as they feed the cats, the cats don’t bother us.
Priscilla: Good point.
Roger: If they’re not cleaning to sell, we can probably stop trashing the plants on the porch.
Ricky: Sounds good to me. They’re not growing anything good anyway.
Madge (sighing): I guess that means I have to live with less privacy.
Benson: I overheard them say something about moving some of the peonies into the space they cleared.
Madge: Ooh! I love peonies. I hope that’s soon.
Benson: I did hear one other thing. There is no plan to clear the back area anytime soon.
Ricky: All right! Block party this weekend!!
Pictures courtesy of Google Images
17 thoughts on “There Goes the Neighborhood: The Groundhogs’ Bad Season: Part 2”
I have a friend called Sara who is at war with the squirrels because they steal all the fruit from her trees!
Squirrels can be amazingly destructive for being such cute little things.
I think we all know a pack rat or two. I actually like getting rid of stuff.
There is something liberating about throwing things away
Block party!!! Can’t wait to see what happens at that.
Raccoons throw the best parties
The raccons and squirrels in my yard always seem to be parting! Very loudly!
They do seem to have a good time
I guess they should all move to the back area. Except the cats- I wonder if they have homes? XO
The older one has been around for a few years. This is the first time she’s actually gotten close to the house. We’re guessing people in the neighborhood fed her but she didn’t actually live with them.
Mew mew mew!!! Block Pawty inndeed!!!! 😉
**purrss** BellaDharma an **giggellss** BellaSita Mum
But so lovely… Thank you, Love, nia
It sounds like you woodland critters have a good thing going at that house so I’m glad to hear the humans aren’t moving. But we do have a message for the trash pandas-stop messing with the catnip!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Can’t trust anyone! We had a possum in the cat food the other night
The squirrels steal everything from my porch! And the raccoons are always going through my garbage!