Hello fellow felines. The weather here has been pretty gloomy, and Cat TV has been temporarily cancelled. So we’ve been thinking. There are some questions that we never seem to get answers to. Maybe you’ve gotten an answer from your human and can share it with the rest of us.
Why does the cat food that is “good for you” always taste worse than what you were eating?
Why do humans always say they’ll only be gone a little while? It would be much more useful to use a cat measurement. Like one nap or two. The length of a typical mouse hunt. Until the sun puddles disappear.
Who decides that cat litter smells pleasant? We can smell some of that stuff from the next room.
Why is it so much easier to get fish-flavored treats than other kinds? We have friends who don’t like fish. The only place we could find decent treats was online. It was Christmas, and we didn’t have time to go mousing.
Why does our human say, “Here, kitty kitty”? Did she suddenly forget our names?
Why do humans complain about mice running around the house, but also complain if we show them that we killed it?
Why is it OK for the humans to put their stuff on our cat trees, but not OK for us to lie on their papers?
Why do they tell us we have beautiful fur then complain when we share it with them?
Why do they leave boxes lying around if they don’t want us to use them? (Same question for clothes and other stuff they leave out.)
Why do humans think they get to decide when we cuddle or play?
If you have any insight, please pass it along.
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Adventures in Cheeseland 
The judginess of that first cat! 🤣🤣🤣
She is a cat, after all. 🙂
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Excellent questions, fellow kitties and I am glad some kitty finally asked them!
Katie Isabella @Blogspot
Unfortunately, we still haven’t gotten any answers.
Those are all great questions and no doubt there are not many cat-attending humans who would think of these on their own! Thanks kitties, for pointing out some things we really do need to contemplate!
You’re quite welcome. Thanks for listening. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Well kitties, food that “is good for” humans doesn’t taste as good as the other stuff either. At least you kitties are obligate carnivores, so no veggies unless you fancy them !
Excellent point. Some of those look extremely unappetizing (and smell worse when Mom cooks them.) Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
LadyMew tried mee on many diffyrent kibbless. Mee picked sum yummy Kitten kibble which iss guud fore mee an oh so tasty.
LadyMew has a way of tellin mee how long shee will bee away. Iff shee sayss “Bee rite back” that meens shee iss not leevin buildin. If shee sayss “Goin to store bee back soon” that meenss 15-20 minuttss. If shee sayss “Goin out with Aunty Sheila or Aunty Mary-Ellen” mee knowss shee bee gone fore a cuppull of hourss or 2 happy nappyss’.
Shee iss furry well trained…xcept fore THE playin time thing…mee still werkin on that one Snoopss an Kommando!!! Mew mew mew…..
***purrss*** BellaDharma
Meow!! You are lucky. LadyMew does sound extremely well trained.
Shee ISS well trained Snoopss an Kommando!! Grate Grate Aunty Simpson trained her purrty guud an all mee Auntyss’ an Unkell Siddhartha beefore mee finished what Simpson started….so mee has a purrfectlee trained Hu’man!!!
Mee iss l-u-c-k-y!!!
**purrss** BellaDharma
You are sooo lucky! Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Furry furry lucky deer frendss! 😉
Great questions. I have 8 cats so I do once in a while forget a name and go with kitty, kitty. 🙂
That’s different, Ms. Ellen. We know you know all of your kitties’ names. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Humans are just nuts. I think that’s it.
That is an excellent explanation. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty