Greetings from Les Sloth. You may have heard that Cat wants each of us to write about an animal that may be less well-known to our readers. To be perfectly honest, it seems kind of silly. How do we know what you know?
Anyway, I decided to look through an animal directory to find something with an interesting name. The first thing I came across was the aardvark. I didn’t know anything about aardvarks, so I decided to interview one. If the readership is full of aardvark specialists, I apologize for not choosing a more unique creature.
The first thing I discovered is that they are nocturnal, which is bad. The second thing I learned is that they live in sub-Saharan Africa, which is good. Day in Costa Rica (where I live) is night in Africa. So we would both be awake, which is good.
I spoke with a very pleasant aardvark named Mel. Actually, I can’t pronounce his real name, so he said to call him Mel. The conversation started a little strangely.
Mel: Greetings from Malawi. It is very nice to speak with you.
Les: Thank you for taking the time.
Mel: I only have one ground rule. Do not ask me about Arthur or any of the other aardvark cartoons the humans have on your side of the world.
(I had no idea what he was talking about, so I agreed not to talk about them.)
Les: Can you tell me a little about yourself?
Mel: I am built sturdily. About 150 pounds, 7 feet long (including tail). I am pale gray with extremely tough skin and sparse fur. My back legs are longer than my front legs.
Les: Wow. That’s about twice my size.
Mel: Yes, but we don’t have your extremely nice-looking fur coats.
Les: That’s very kind of you to say. Do you have a family?
Mel: We are expecting our first child in late spring. It will be an exciting time for us. Of course, it will share its mother’s burrow for the first year.
Les: Congratulations! What types of things do you like to eat?
Mel: We mainly eat ants and termites. There is also an aardvark cucumber that is very tasty. I’m told that there is something called an avocado that is popular in the States.
Les: So you’re an anteater? We have anteaters over here. In fact, they are close relatives of sloths. Maybe we’re cousins or something.
Mel: Actually I am an ant eater. I eat ants.
Les: Anteaters eat ants. And termites. And they look a bit like an aardvark.
Mel: That is all true. But it is a coincidence. We are the last surviving branch of a prehistoric African family tree.
Les: So you are an ant (pause) eater, not an anteater.
Les (disappointed): So I guess we’re not related.
Mel: That’s true. But I would like very much to keep in touch as friends. You seem very nice.
Les: Thank you! I’ve enjoyed talking with you as well. Take care of yourself. Don’t get eaten.
Mel: I wish you survival as well. Farewell for now.
Mel had been so nice that I am sorry we are not related. I did get his address. As soon as I’m done here, I’m going to get online with Amazon and send him some ants. I should have asked if he has a favorite type.
(all pictures courtesy of Google Images)
7 thoughts on “Are Aardvarks Anteaters?”
Interesting post…my son used to love Arthur 🙂 xx
We used to watch him too. That’s the only way I knew there were aardvark cartoons. 🙂
To be honest, it took me a while to realise he was an aardvark…I just thought he was a bear with an oddly shaped face!
Hmmmmmm Very innerestin’. Mel seemed quite nice. Very rodent like. Maybe he could come and cisit us. We have some ants and termites we would luv to get rid of. MOL big hugs fur all.
Dezi and Raena
We should see if he has a relative near you.
Now dat sounds like a plan. 🙂
Dezi and Raena
Thanks, it’s very informative