They’re not all about dogs, but I couldn’t resist the title.
There once was a dog named Jerome,
Who chewed up the neighbor’s best gnome.
The neighbor was mad
Jerome was so bad,
He now chews his gnomes up in Nome.
An aardvark was feeling some stress,
That his love life’d become such a mess.
He’s been dating a twin,
But the trouble he’s in –
He bought the twin’s twin a new dress.
Gorillas love termites, you know.
The teens thought they’d put on a show.
They sat by the hill
Being ever so still
While their rivals’ envy did grow.
My pet armadillo named Rusty
Noticed he’d become rather musty.
He went out for some air,
Rolled in sand while out there;
Now Rusty is dusty not musty.
Have you been to the animal fair?
My friend the platypus took me there.
He poisoned a child,
Was sick on a ride,
Got kicked out when he pummeled that bear.
The sloth was so late for his date,
The girl thought she just didn’t rate.
She cried for a while.
Then with a smile,
She went out and found her true mate.
And now you know why I never claimed to be a poet.