Gypsy: It looks like someone wants to turn the Belleville Three into the Belleville Two.
Angel: What do you mean? We’re finally getting along. I haven’t hissed at you in a long time.
Gypsy: Not you. Onyx. She’s acting like she wants to break up the team.
Angel: She has been acting a little weird, even for her. I thought when Blondie got home she’d disappear upstairs. But she’s been sleeping on the freezer or the bag of paper towels.
Gypsy: She even comes out for breakfast.
Angel: Yeah, and she doesn’t even eat wet food. She’s got Mom trained to give her treats in the morning.
Gypsy: Did you see what happened this morning?
Angel: You mean sitting in the sink?
Gypsy: Mom gave her a bowl of water in the sink so she would stop licking the faucet. Like she’s too good to share with the rest of us.
Angel: She’s not used to sharing. She used to stay in Blondie’s room all the time. She had everything to herself.
Gypsy: She’s giving up a pretty sweet deal. She was always treated like she was better than us.
Angel: It’s strange that she’s started going outside too. She’s been an indoor kitty her whole life.
Gypsy: It’s pretty rude, if you ask me. Blondie spent her time away missing Onyx, and now Onyx is pretty much ignoring her.
Angel: Can you believe that she got out last Friday, and no one realized that she wasn’t just being anti-social? In the past, there would have been a massive cat hunt until someone found her.
Gypsy: Yeah. She had to come back herself the next day. Blondie was pretty frantic looking for her.
Angel: In the humans’ defense, she got out when it was dark and no one saw her leave. It’s been crazy around here.
Gypsy: And the small humans still need some training. The big humans know to close the inside porch door before they open the house door, but the little humans can’t see to get it coordinated when they come home.
Angel: And it takes forever for them to go in or out. One little human opens one door and keeps it open while the other one comes in. They don’t seem to understand they are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Gypsy: Yesterday, one of them opened the door and went outside by himself when Mom drove up. Onyx was right behind him. Mom and Blondie had to track her down with treats. And she was really crabby when she got back in.
Angel: She is fast. And persistent. This morning Mom had to hold her back when our human brother went out. Twice.
Gypsy: Mom gave Onyx treats right before she left so she’d be preoccupied.
Angel: That’s a pretty good trick. She’s used it on Sarge too.
Gypsy: He’s not as dedicated to getting out as Onyx is.
Angel: I think Onyx is kinda dumb. It’s starting to get cold. Why would she want to go outside?
Gypsy: Agreed. The warm stuff is inside. And so is the food.
Angel: I wonder if she’s still Blondie’s favorite. She’s getting to be pretty high maintenance. She’s always been pretty annoying to the rest of us cats. Now she’s trying it on the humans.
Gypsy: Probably. She still has the small humans, and they are extremely high maintenance.
Angel: Good point. Onyx probably just enjoys seeing the humans chasing after her.
Gypsy: We are the only two who haven’t tried to escape this fall. That has to be good for our House Cat ranking.
Angel: Excellent point.
Adventures in Cheeseland 
Oh my 🐱We got lost at the fish market 🐟 After further review Washe & Emmy Lou concluded you kits weren’t even at a fish market, funny how involved we can get in an article. Mews to you 😉
Sounds like they need some team building exercises.
That is an excellent idea! I wonder if they have cat consultants to run them
onyx…eye think ewe knead a chanze ta dee fend yur self ‼️💩🖤🖤🖤happee week end two all 😸
Thank you! I’m glad someone’s on my side.
Just a personal point, but we humans do appreciate kitties who don’t try to escape every time we open a door.
That’s why we think we should be getting more attention. Purrs, Gypsy & Angel
N SORREE… de 💩eeee moe she con iz spozed ta bee 🙀🙀🙀🙀that one…R bad 🖤🖤🖤
Maybe Onyx is trying to get back at Blondie by leaving so Blondie can see what it feels like. Blondie was gone a long time and I’ll bet Onyx hasn’t readjusted yet.
That is a very good idea
I hope Onyx starts staying inside. It’s a very rough world out there!
Yes, it is. She’s like a little kid “running away” to the corner. Hopefully, it will get out of her system this week. It’s supposed to be cold and rainy
Is Gypsy eating Chex Mix? lol.
Life cereal. It was very weird. She normally doesn’t eat “people food.”
Did she actually eat a bunch of them or just taste them? Bud loves sticking his face in my food and trying to “sample” it and I have to be vigilant to make sure he’s not helping himself.
When I eat cheese, I break off little Bud size pieces because I know he loves gouda, American and a few other types, but I have to convince him every time that my cheese is the same as his cheese, and I’m not holding out on him lol.
Where’s Sarge? And I know I’ve said it before, but Gypsy makes me want to adopt a dilute Calico
Sarge was taking a break. The other cats get jealous because he’s the only mancat and gets a lot of attention on the blog. Gypsy ate a piece or two, then left it alone. Angel and Snoops are the only ones who actually eat people food. Cheese is a favorite. Snoops has a weird taste for olive oil
The dialogue between Gypsy and Angel had me grinning the whole way through. Onyx is acting like such a diva!
She calls herself Empress of the Night. Glad you enjoyed it
Onyx iss eatin LIFE cereal??? So doess BellaSita Mum! Butt shee iss Hu’man….maybee Onyx thinkss shee iss two?
An Onyx this runnin outside inn colder weather iss not all itss’ cracked up to be! Trust mee! Wee shuud stay innside an let our Meowmy’ss pampurr us!
Rite Gypsy an Angel???? 😉
**nose rubss** BellaDharma an {{huggiess}} BellaSita Mum
Gypsy tried the Life cereal, but wasn’t impressed. Onyx has been a little better the last couple of days. But it’s hard to see her when it’s dark in the morning. She doesn’t like being cold, so hopefully the issue will resolve itself.
Sorry mee got mixed up! Kittiess eatin cereal REELLY confused mee! Mew mew mew…
You need to all stay inside where it is safe. And I guess the kids need to be bribed to keep the door shut. XO
Hopefully the colder weather will help. Hadn’t thought about bribing the kids
OMC we have kind of same twofeet kids here and they’re not little anymore🙈Granny has to keep an eye on them, so that no one of us is gonna leave the building😹Double Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend to all of you🐾😽💞