In honor of US Labor Day, we thought that we would profile some of the cats currently looking for work on Cats4Hire. Wikipedia defines a working cats as a “type of domestic cat that “works” for its upkeep by hunting vermin.” However, cats can do so much more than that.
Desired Position: Cashier
Skills: Money handling; Ability to tell counterfeit bills from real ones
Why Me?: Proven track record of destroying bad money.
Desired Position: Lifeguard
Skills: Swimming, Can identify a “beach fashion faux pas” at 20 paces
Why Me?: I don’t require a separate break room/bathroom.
Desired Position: Bathroom Sentry
Skills: Ability to adapt to working conditions; Ability to not gag or laugh at humans in compromising positions
Why Me?: I fit nicely into any decor.
Desired Position: Baby-sitter
Skills: Patience; Willingness to work with all types of children
Why Me?: Proven track record of not eating my clients.
Desired Position: Dog Wrangler
Skills: Fearless; Intimidating
Why Me?: I work through cooperation, not intimidation.
Desired Position: Trainer
Skills: Excellent muscle control; Loud voice
Why Me?: I can intimidate with one look.
Desired Position: Pillow Tester
Skills: Flexible; Ability to sleep anywhere
Why Me?: Doesn’t your company want the “aww” factor?
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16 thoughts on “Job Seeker Profiles on Cats4Hire”
He He He 😸
I got two full time 🐱 employees and it costs almost $80 a month that includes room & board + home grown cat nip too Sorry but there are no more openings at this time ❗️
Too bad. Sounds like a good gig
Louis Catorze says: “Working? Cats? Working cats?” 😱
Yes. Unfortunately, we can’t all be kings. 🙂
I would hire every single one of them. 🙂
Thanks! The cat economy appreciates you.
Oh, yeah. I would make an excellent pillow tester! I wonder where I could apply? And does it pay in tuna? That’s the most important thing.
You could probably negotiate your salary
Mee-yow Rex, Duke & Giselle…yore sure purrfessionalss!! Portia, Max an Boomer yore all purrty amazin two!!
Cuddless iss BellaSita’ss purreference~~shee meowed to mee Cuddless lookss jsut like Grate-Grate-Grate-Grate-Grate Aunty Simpson when shee was a kitt back inn 1969 (were there still Dinosaurss??)
Guud Luck efurryone! Yore all so hire-abell 😉
**purrss** BellaDharma an ❤ BellaSita
Cuddles is a very cute kitty
Cuddless sure is CUTE!! Majorlee CUTE! 😉
rex; purrson a lee we think ewe haz de best job… coz ewe could say de monee waz fake and in trooth itz reel….. then keep de cash for yur self !! 🙂 ♥♥
Excellent idea. He could buy all the tuna he wants
I wish I could hire them all
They’d probably eat you out of house and home. 🙂