Everyone knows that we cats love our routines. Ours wasn’t perfect, but we were content. Now Mom has ruined it. She’s having an attack of some kind of nerve condition that won’t let her eat or talk. If she can’t eat, she can’t work. (We know. Usually people say they have to work to eat. She’s weird.)
She works overnight, so she’d feed us when she got home. No worries, right? She’s home, so the feeding stays the same. Wrong, She sleeps different hours now because of the medicine she’s taking, so no one can keep track of breakfast time. We’re pretty sure she’s trying to skimp on us though.
After we ate, the three of us would hang out on the sofa for a couple of hours while she did computer stuff. Then we’d all go up to bed. Now she can’t lie flat, so she has to sleep on the sofa. She’s downstairs ALL THE TIME. We’ve lost all our bed-warmer time. And the three of us can’t sleep comfortably on the sofa.
Our human brother would make dinner. Mom says he’s a really good cook. We’re not sure what she’s using to measure that. When Mom cooked we got to share meat and fish. He cooks with something called lentils a lot. They are NOT meat or fish. He uses quite a bit of chicken. But he cooks it in weird stuff.
It’s gotten worse since Mom can’t eat. It’s all mushy, soupy stuff. And the chicken is too small to pick out. More proof we’re starving because she can’t eat.
After dinner, the three of us would take a nap before she went to work. Now she goes back to the sofa and plays on her computer.
Our lives are a mess!
Ed. Note: Cat’s having an attack of trigeminal neuritis.It’s nothing serious despite the cats’ feelings about their situation.
Adventures in Cheeseland 
We all here wish your mom will recover soon and you will get your important routines back.
Kosmo and his family
Thank you. We will all be happier.
I think the problem may be that you need more cats on that sofa with you.
Excellent idea.
Poor mom we hope you feel better soon. I guess you will have to put up with change for a wee while before you know you will be tucking into chicken.🍗 x😻💖🐾
Thank you. As long as she remembers to make it up to us.
I’m sure your mom will she loves you.x😻💖🐾
Oh I hope hope your mom gets better very soon. You poor kitties are really going through it. Bless your hearts. And hey, lentils are delicious, MY mom says. What good is her opinion? No good at all. XX
Katie isabella
Thank you. Lentils look like little toys, not food
Feel better soon Cat. Have you tried Camomile Tea? That is a natural treatment for it.
Thank you. I have not (I didn’t know that camomile was particularly good for it). Tea has been helpful; I will look for camomile.
Hope you’re feeling better soon. Love the calico face.
We both thank you.
We are sending healing purrs for your Mom! Wow! Its amazing how much people can disrupt our routines! Us cats here really hates it when ours gets disrupted. We hope your Mom feels better soon and your life gets back to your normal! (our Mom sends virtual hugs and strength)
Thank you for your support and understanding our frustration. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
We send many purrs and hopes for your Mom to get better fast, kitties!
Thank you!
Wow – we send purrayers for your Mom to get better soon. We’re guessing it hurts a lot.
Thank you. We are giving it our best purr therapy.
I hope your mom gets better soon. You should all be taking turns nursing her back to good health. XO
Thank you. We are doing our best. It’s been a little stubborn in responding to our purr therapy.
Gee, cats do not like change. Everything must stay the same. Purr therapy is the best thing for any illness so you will have mommy back to health in no time.
Thank you for your support. We are doing our best.
Wow, you guys are doing a great job taking care of your human. What would she do without you? I hope she gets better soon. Keep up the good work and I’m sure she will reward you when she’s feeling better. Purrs all around.
Thank you for your support. An awful lot of humans seem to have missed the point of the post and are feeling bad for her without seeing how much we are doing and sacrificing. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
You guys are doing a lot for her I’m sure. Keep up the good work. You rock!
Mee-yow oh no Snoopss an Lommando this iss so furry sad!! Yore poor Meowmy…that trygeminal Neuralgeea iss not nice@@LadyMew’ss ‘dopted Ssiter has that an it has messed her up…
Mee iss sendin dubbell POTP to yore Meowmy an hope meddycation will werk fore her.
An mee has to meow “Lentilss????” UCKY!!!!!!
Thanxfully LadyMew doess NOT like them eether. Mee hopess you get lotsss of foodabullss…maybee yore Hu’man Neffew cuud buy you sumthin speshell???
Wee send ❤ ❤ an **purrss** an purrayerss an white lite of healin…..
BellaDharma an LadyMew
Thank you for your support. Funny you should mention it – that particular human has promised several cans of fish pate. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Mew mew mew Hu’manss memoree can bee faulty when they are wurried or stressed so youss’ mite have to reemind THE Hu’man ’bout THE tuna purromised 😉
Excellent point. Thanks
Anytime mee can bee of help just let mee know Snoopss an Kommando!! 😉
Unfortunately you are going to have to suck up the terrible conditions because the more you help Cat the faster she will get better and return to looking after you properly. But lentils, LENTILS are not appropriate for anyone, except maybe gerbils. That situation must be stopped for all your sakes.
And tell your human “Get well soon,” from us, put it as an order if that helps.
Thank you for your support on all fronts. It’s nice to find a human who agrees about the lentils. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Snoops and Kommando; sorree yur mom iz feelin like …soundz…like…splitz…..N we hope herz like 1000000000000000000000 purrcent better soooper fast……ewe noe, thiz wood bee a good time ta ask for her CHARGE CARD NUMBER; just in case ya knead to buy sum canned goodz and toyz……sorree, uh…we meen…pay her billz 😉 !! ♥♥♥
Totally pawsome idea! You guys rock! Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
That sounds very unpleasant for everyone. I hope Mom is well soon.
Thank you. We’re doing our best to get her back to normal. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
so sorry to hear! Hope you recover soon!
Thank you!