Greetings fellow felines and assorted others. Snoops and Kommando Kitty here. The is our first opportunity to tell you about our New Year’s resolutions. We decided to make joint resolutions this year. So, here they are:
We resolve not to fight so much.
Kommando: You mean you won’t lick my neck only to chomp on it?
Snoops: I have to make sure it’s clean. And it’s not like I can actually get to the skin through all that thick fur. Besides, I think it’s more directed at you hiding out and then attacking me.
Kommando: I do not hide out.
Snoops: What do you call running in from another room or behind a box?
Kommando: Strategic placement of my body.
Snoops: Grrr.
We resolve not to eat each other’s food.
Kommando: Yeah. No more snarfing my canned food.
Snoops: I do not snarf your food.
Kommando: I’ve seen you do it.
Snoops: I don’t touch your food until you’ve left the room. Besides you do the same thing.
Kommando: I still think you get more than your share.
Snoops: What about you? I wait at the kibble dish or the water fountain while someone fills it, and as soon as you hear the sound of them being refilled you run in and push me out of the way.
Kommando: I’m just trying to protect you from being poisoned. You should thank me.
Snoops: Thank you? Mom is not going to poison us. You’re just being rude.
We resolve not to fight over Mom.
Snoops: Meaning that you will not step on me or push me out of the way to get next to Mom.
Kommando: She’s MY human.
Snoops: She belongs to both of us.
Kommando: Nope. Don’t you remember? Your humans were Dad and the blond girl. My humans were Mom and blondie’s brother. It was all Kommando, all the time for Mom. You can’t blame me because you ran out of humans and mine are both still here.
Snoops: That’s just mean. Mom said that she’s the primary human for both of us.
Kommando: It doesn’t mean that I don’t get first cuddles.
Snoops: Lucky Mom goes out of her way to make sure I get enough pets and cuddles.
Kommando: Grrr.
Snoops: Was there anything else?
Kommando: No. I think apart from those things, we’re pretty much perfect.
Snoops: I agree. Let’s take a nap.
Kommando: Sounds good to me.
All pictures (except us) courtesy of Google Images
I would say that convo is word for word! As a mom to cats for years…it sounds written in stone!
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Thank you! We like to be as genuine as possible. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Very lovely and funny. What great cats.
Thank you!
You’re both so funny and so very cute.x
Thank you!
You 2 are perfect, no resolutions needed. XO
Aww. You’re so sweet. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
happee new yeer frum all oh uz heer in TT two all oh ewe !! hope itz a happee N healthee one ~~~ 🙂 ♥♥
Thanks! Happy New Year to you too. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw Ya’ll are so purrecious. We’ve missed seein’ ya’. Great resolutions, maybe we should think ’bout ’em fur us…nah. MOL Big hugs
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
Mom especially liked the one about no fighting. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
MOL…that looks like it’s going to be a peaceful year, kitties…MOL😸Pawkisses for a Happyand Peaceful New your to all of you🐾😽💞
Thank you!
Always the best photos! And we admire your resolutions! Good luck!
Is this the same resolution you made last year.?
Shhhh.
🙂
Kommando & Snoops,
We are shocked! Fighting? The Yribe never fights but, I’d the truth be told, Oliver and I do stalk and chase Lily. The Female Human gets mad when we do this, sheesh, can’t a feline have any fun??!!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto
Exactly! Mom makes us stop every time we start growling. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty