Greetings. Snoops and Kommando Kitty here. Normally, we wouldn’t interrupt a story (Mom would make us wait.), but we’re really stressed and she agreed to make an exception.
For any of you who are too young to have missed the Roman Empire (Mom says that’s lots of you), the title means “Horrible Month.” And we’ve had a horrible month. Technically, it’s three human weeks, but that’s a looong time in cat time.
Our human sis-fur finally got married on September 26. We were NOT invited. That was probably OK. They didn’t serve anything we would have wanted to eat, and it was full of humans. And loud music.
That’s not the bad part. The bad part was that Mom and our human bro-fur were both away from home for TWO nights. No one to snuggle with. We could have starved. They didn’t even leave a phone or computer so we could talk to our friends (or order from Amazon).
But that’s still not the worst. Sis-fur and husband have four cats. And guess who had to open their happy home to them during the TWO-WEEK honeymoon? That’s right, us! Mom says she tried to warn us but we wouldn’t listen.
Snoops: She’s crazy. I definitely would have made reservations at a cat spa.
Kommando: Right? How does she think we would have forgotten that?
Snoops: Two weeks ago, we’re relaxing in the living room getting ready for our afternoon naps, when there’s crashing, and crying, and meowing, and humans in our dining room.
Kommando: I ran for cover. I thought we were being invaded.
Snoops: You hid for two days. The humans were going nuts, thinking you were lost. I didn’t tell them you were just being a scairdy-cat. I wanted to run those cats off.
Kommando: Yeah. That would have happened. You’re tough with mice, but I bet those cats would’ve run you off.
Snoops: Did you get a look at them? They’re those small-boned, sleek ones. I bet I make two of them.
Kommando: Maybe. But the humans all say you’re the sweetest cat they’ve ever met. All you do is fluff and growl.
Snoops: Yeah. And Mom won’t even let me do that. She’s stuck us upstairs until they finally leave today.
Kommando: It’s not so bad. We don’t have to worry about them eating our food or using our litter boxes. And Mom still sleeps with us and cuddles. There’s plenty of room up here to roam around.
Snoops: But they’re in OUR house. If they don’t leave tomorrow, I’m going to sneak downstairs and show them who’s boss.
Kommando: Right. I’ll get the camera and bandages ready.
(Note from the editor: Snoops and Kommando are showing no signs of stress. They are getting bored.)
All pictures courtesy of Google Images.
13 thoughts on “Snoops and Kommando: Mensis Horribilis”
I would NOT want to be in your paws!
Thanks for the support!
Mew mew mew Snoopss an Kommando mee feelss fore you both! Mee wuud NOT like inn-ter–inntur…ummm inn-vadurss eether! Yore both guud catss to live upss stairss an let THE inn-vadurss stay down stairss (where they bee-long!)
An yore I.Clawdius photoe made LadyMew choke on her tea an it sorta came out her nose!! can you do THAT again?? It was heelareeus!!!
Thank you for your support! We told Mom it was unfair. Glad you liked the picture.
Mee lovesa all mee cat frendss online butt mee doess not like sharin mee space with a reel live cat…thanx-fullee wee live in a 400 square foot flat so n xtra room to foster catss!!! Thanxfullee!! 😉
You poor kitties. I am sorry you are having a bad time. Congrats to your sister though! XO
Thank goodness they are gone. We think if there are going to be a lot of cats around, they should not come in herds. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
This sounds almost horrible for you, kitties, Thank Cat they left the building and all’s back to normal. Concats to your sis-fur anyway😸Pawkisses for a wonderful Week ahead🐾😽💞
Thank you. We’re glad the house is back to normal. Hope you have a great week. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Oh my whiskers! The pain, the tragedy, the betrayal! One visiting feline would be bad enough but a clowder???!!! I sure hope your chilling now and that your tails are unfuzzed. The Tribe of Five thought a dog visitor was bad, you guys really got the guest whammy!
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Alberto and The Tribe of Five
We’re much better now, but we’re still demanding extra cuddles
Oh man, house space invaders! It does sound like you still have it ok though, but I would be pushing for the spa day of your own once the guests leave. After all, that’s what most humans do when they shut the door on guests, MOL
PS. Best wishes to the happy couple!
We are still demanding extra cuddles and attention. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty