Have You Hugged Your Stuffie* Today?

Image result for stuffed animal toys

*For some reason, stuffed animals are referred to as stuffies in many places online.

Snoops: Mom read us The Velveteen Rabbit. All about a stuffed rabbit who was loved very much by a little boy. The rabbit told the story. It was pretty good.

Kommando: Yeah. Except for the creepy horse.

Snoops: What creepy horse?

Kommando: The skin-horse. The boy had a dead horse in his bedroom.

Image result for stuffed horse toys

Snoops: Moving right along, it made us wonder what the stuffed animals around here were thinking.

Kommando: We were going to interview them, but they wouldn’t let us.

Snoops: That’s because you tried to eat the tail off the opossum. And you tried to chew on a few others.

Kommando: He has a long tail. It looks like a toy.

Image result for stuffed opossum toys

Snoops: So we went to Lexi, our interpreter and dog-around-town.

Kommando: They wouldn’t talk to her either.

Snoops: Apparently dogs tear stuffies to shreds.

Kommando: So we did a survey. The results are below:

Image result for stuffed animals on shelf

Biggest Fears

  1. Not being adopted
  2. Being chewed up

Image result for stuffed animals in bed

Likes

  1. Being cuddled
  2. Sleeping in bed
  3. Clean, fluffy fur

Image result for stuffed animals in washing machine

Dislikes

  1. Drool
  2. Bodily fluids
  3. Washing machines/dryers

Image result for stuffed animals bears

Additional Comments

“If you are going to put us on a shelf, take us off once in a while and fluff our fur. Otherwise we get dusty and don’t feel clean.”

“We really like being hand washed and fluffed dry.”

“Don’t make us sleep on the floor. We get stepped on.”

“Don’t let dogs get near us. They chew on us, rip us up, and don’t have any respect for us.”

“Clean us right away if your child (or you) gets something nasty on us.”

“We don’t like to wear perfume or cologne.”

Image result for stuffed animals with child

“We don’t mind losing our looks if it’s from being loved.”

“Thank you to everyone who takes us home and loves us.”

Snoops: Those all make sense.

Kommando: I guess I should find the opossum and apologize.

 

 

 

Advertisements

22 thoughts on “Have You Hugged Your Stuffie* Today?

  1. Love your blog today.I have stuffies also and try to keep them clean when I remember. Thank-you for making me smile today. Hugs and Purrs.

  2. Stuffies is a good name for them. I call them plushies, too. That was so-o thoughtful of you to interview them. I bet you are the first to do that & I’m sure they appurr-ciated the sentiment. The D-O-G gets a stuffy for every holiday. Sometimes she eats the innards! Mom has a bunch of her stuffies, from when she was little, stuffed in a container in her closet. Does your momma do that too?

  3. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Luv your foto at the bottom!!! That was mommy’s mostest favorite book ever. It had been a gift to her from an awnty. Her mommy threw it away o she doesn’t have it today, but she still ‘members it to this day. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

  4. Charlie never chews stuffies, he carries them in his front paws or under his chin. He likes to keep stuffies on his unicorn with him so he can cuddle them when he is sleepy. Cherise never chews any stuffies at our house but she and the other two do at Grandma’s. If Charlie gets a new stuffie from Grandma he lies on it quickly so it won’t get hurt.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.