Letters to the Editor

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We love hearing from our readers. Your comments are always welcome. We would like to share a few of the letters we have recently received.

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Dear Cheeseland,

What happened to you? You used to be so cosmopolitan. A place where any animal could go to get news and stories. Now it’s cats, cats, cats. Since the beginning of the year, there has only been one story where the main focus was something other than a cat. Mac the Magic Mouse was cool, but everyone else in that story is a cat too. We hope this is not a permanent development.

Leo, President

Lions, Tigers, Bears, Inc.

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Dear Leo,

We are sorry to hear of your disappointment. We strive to both entertain and inform. We hope that you noticed that our most topical stories, such as Scrolling Through Animal Twitter, do include other animals. We welcome guest columnists, so any of your members are welcome to contribute a pertinent post. 

Cat and mouse play together in Westport, Ireland but are they still friends? | Daily Mail Online

Dear Tom and Jerry,

Are you really both mice? You know, there is a famous cat-and-mouse team with the same name. Are you really in charge?

Sincerely,

Josie

Wrong Neighboorhood Cats Meme - Imgflip

Dear Josie,

We are afraid that you are somewhat confused. Our names are George and Lenny. We are both extremely literate mice. We are responsible for assigning the topics and ensuring that they are released in a semi-literate format. We are not responsible for the opinions of our writers, nor their actions when they are not writing for us.

Cats Talking With Their Humans 2018 [NEW] - YouTube

Dear Cheeseland,

I want to thank you for all the useful information you provide. I particularly like the way that you talk to us cats rather than the humans. They can be so arrogant! Do you know of a device that will allow me to speak directly to them? They insist that they cannot understand a word I say. I’m sure they’re lying, and it is so frustrating!

Pixie

Cute Cats - We Will Not Be Ignored - Imgflip

Dear Pixie,

We are not in the business of recommending products. Unfortunately, in your case, we would not be able to even if we wanted to. It is a source of unending irritation in the cat world that humans refuse to learn to speak cat. Apparently they don’t really see a need for it since they are bigger and are the ones with the opposable thumbs.

Secret Ballot, Public Voting: The Subtle and Not-So-Subtle Persuasion of the "I Voted" Sticker | viz.

Dear Cheeseland,

We have noticed that you do not talk about politics. Why not?

John Doe

Who Cleaned The Litter Box? - Funny Kitten MEME

Dear John

Politics are for humans. We are concerned with higher matters, like catching mice and clean litterboxes.

Seventeen Cats Who Are Plotting to Rule The World One Day (Memes) - I Can Has Cheezburger? | Cats, Funny animal pictures, Newborn kittens

Dear George and Lenny

Thank you for continuing to cover the world of animals. We are horribly underrepresented in the press. Cats rule the Internet, but it’s not enough. We need to rule the world! Thank you for doing your part.

Sincerely

Ralph, President

Cats of the World

Thank you to all of our writers. All polite communication is welcome.

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21 thoughts on “Letters to the Editor

  1. Regarding Cat Speech and Humans seeming refusal to learn or use it; I think the diphthongs and glottis use in Cat Speech are beyond most humans. The gutturals and trebles involved are a care for them as well. Their range, humans, is so limited. I asked the human here in the room with me. That was the answer as to what is wrong.
    Katie Isabella at Blogspot

  2. Deer George an Lenny: This iss THE ferst time mee efurr meowed to mousiess or are you Meesess?? Micess? While mee triess to figure this out mee wantss to meow that yore bloggie shared with Snoopss an Kommando Kitty iss one of mee purrsonal faveritess! Mee (an LadyMew) have leerned alot comin here an wee are SO-O happy to know all of youss’!!!
    Due youss’ like any purrticular cheeze?? Mee faverite iss Babybel Gouda an sumtimess Babybel Cheddar….so creemy!
    Wishin efurryine a grate weekend there.
    **purrss** BellaDharma an ❤ LadyMew

  3. Great questions and answers. I am glad you don’t talk politics- litter boxes are far more interesting. Xo

  4. Thank goodness you guys cover the news that matters….all animal stuff with a feline focus! The humans don’t always understand what is important in this world!
    Purrs & Head Bonks,
    Alberto

  5. guyz….polly and her tix can stay over at thoz other sitez….we iz glad yur site ree manez polly tix free….spesh a lee sinz gram paw dude AND sauce of fishbone AND boomer NEVER got social secatity chex frum de fedz….EVER~~~~~~

    🙂 ♥♥

    • The government is so species-ist. It’s like we’re not really citizens to them. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty (sauce of fishbone is an especially pawsome name)

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