Ever wonder what your cat is thinking when you say something? We’re here to help. These answers are based on surveying many cats (more than 10).
Human: Here Kitty, Kitty
Cat: Hmm. Not my name. Wonder who’s she’s calling. OR Hmm. Wonder what she wants. If I wait, I’m sure she’ll tell me.
Human: Come get dinner.
Cat: Hmmph. About time.
Human: Do you want chicken or beef?
Cat: Yes.
Human: I bought you a new type of litter.
Cat: How exciting.
Human: I bought you a new kind of food.
Cat: It better not be that diet junk you tried to pass off as regular food the last time.
Human: Why did you leave a dead mouse in my shoe?
Cat: You screamed when I left the last one in your bed. And you didn’t find the one under the table for two days.
Human: How did you make such a mess?
Cat: What mess?
Human: I love you.
Cat: Of course you do.
Human: Do you love me?
Cat: I suppose.
Adventures in Cheeseland 
You have surveyed some very polite cats. My cats answers would be peppered with expletives.
*CAT’S. Dammit, I can’t correct that and it’s now going to bug me forever.
It is a family blog. 🐸
Brilliant so funny but true.x😻💜🐾
What a wonderful way to wake up this morning. Thank you.
Thank you!
Awsome replies, The one about the chicken or beef, and the one about the mouses are definitely our favs:)
Purrs
ERin
Thank you! We. We’re rather fond of the new food one (it happened to us).
Ahahahhaha too funny! My cats say yes, those are similar to the answers we would give, too!
We pride ourselves on our accurate reporting. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
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So now I know. 🙂
guyz !!! grate post thiz week….N we gotta wunder; how long de dood in de cat nip stayed buzzed !!!!! 🙂 hope wee babee iz grate 🙂 ♥♥
Thanks! We met the baby this week. He’s pretty boring. All he did was sleep. So he can come back if he’d like. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
I suppose! Exactly what a cat would say!
We strive to be accurate. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
We loved the cat translations although we might suggest a minor change to the question, “Do you want chicken or beef?” In our house the a nswer would be “Neither!”
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Oliver
Hmm. Hadn’t thought of that. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
I understand feline ESP 😸 However eyebrow nibbles before 5am, to open the seafood buffet’ are not necessary 😉
👉 https://washe240347587wordpresscom.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/kids-buffet.jpg
Aww. That sounds cute. (Easy to say since no one is doing it to me
Awwdorable conversations and kitties. Now, let’s talk about that mousie, I see he’s still intact, haven’t you noticed…MOL😹What a sweet little kittie, I’m sure the boring will soon getting into action😸Pawkisses for a wonderful day🐾😽💞
Oddly enough, all the pictures of mice in shoes were cute live mouses. Must not have been a cat taking them. Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Oh yeah, let’s keep educating those humans! Good job!
Thank you. It seems to be a full-time job
Mew mew mew mew…heelareeuss post Snoopss an Kommando!! LadyMew sayss mee iss like this mye-nuss leevin dead mousiess inn her shoe…..butt if mee was an outdoor cat still…mew mew mew…..
**purrss** BellaDharma
Thank you! Humans do seem a little weird about mice in their shoes.
Mew mew mew yore rite snoopss an Kommando!! Mee ‘angel’ Grate Aunty Mingflower used to leeve a ‘poo in LadyMew’ss shoe’!!! Just a little poo…that was THE only naotty thing she did inn 18 1/2 yeerss…funny rite! 🙂
***purrss*** BellaDharma
That’s cute in a strange sort of way
LadyMew nevurr got angree shee told mee. THE poo peece was all wayss dried up as LadyMew wore diffyrent shoess so shee wuud not get any on her foot…just feel sumthin inn her shoe, mew mew mew…..purrty funny! MOL!
I have a cat to she plays fetch but this soooooooooo cute!!!!!!!
Thank you! Cats who play fetch are the best to play with, 🙂
I so agree we didn’t even teach her😜