Greetings from Snoops and Kommando Kitty. Thank you for joining us for this month’s edition of Cat Forum.

Kommando: When our human sister was here a couple of days ago, she’d really gotten fat.

Snoops: She’s not fat. She’s going to have a baby soon.

Kommando: You mean a little human?

Snoops: It’s like before I had my kittens.

Kommando: You mean they’re going to be put in cages until they’re adopted?

Snoops: No. Humans stay in their own houses.

Kommando: Are they ever going to come over here?

Snoops: Probably. She’s still our sister.

Kommando: That’s true. I’m going to look up babies up on the Internet.

Later

Kommando: Snoops, we have to talk to Mom. I don’t think we want a baby here.

Snoops: What’s the problem?

Kommando: They’re noisy.

Snoops: So what? Most humans make too much noise.

Kommando: No, it’s different. Babies cry and sometimes nobody knows why. So they can’t turn off the noise.

Snoops: I guess we’ll have to find a good hiding spot. We’re used to it being quiet.

Kommando:  Plus, they smell really bad sometimes.

Snoops: Why?

Kommando: They don’t use a litter box. They poop and someone has to clean them up.

Snoops: Eww. That sounds terrible. What else?

Kommando: The humans will cuddle with them more than with us.

Snoops: Oh my cats! Think of his poor sis-furs.

Kommando: I know. We get our cuddles from Mom and our human brother, but they won’t have anyone.

Snoops: Anything else?

Kommando: I don’t think so right now. In a little while, it will start to move on its own. Then we need to make sure we’re not around. I don’t want to get sat on while I’m sleeping.

Snoops: We better talk to Mom. She’ll know a good hiding place.

 

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