Greetings from Snoops and Kommando Kitty. Thank you for joining us for this month’s edition of Cat Forum.
Kommando: When our human sister was here a couple of days ago, she’d really gotten fat.
Snoops: She’s not fat. She’s going to have a baby soon.
Kommando: You mean a little human?
Snoops: It’s like before I had my kittens.
Kommando: You mean they’re going to be put in cages until they’re adopted?
Snoops: No. Humans stay in their own houses.
Kommando: Are they ever going to come over here?
Snoops: Probably. She’s still our sister.
Kommando: That’s true. I’m going to look up babies up on the Internet.
Kommando: Snoops, we have to talk to Mom. I don’t think we want a baby here.
Snoops: What’s the problem?
Kommando: They’re noisy.
Snoops: So what? Most humans make too much noise.
Kommando: No, it’s different. Babies cry and sometimes nobody knows why. So they can’t turn off the noise.
Snoops: I guess we’ll have to find a good hiding spot. We’re used to it being quiet.
Kommando: Plus, they smell really bad sometimes.
Kommando: They don’t use a litter box. They poop and someone has to clean them up.
Snoops: Eww. That sounds terrible. What else?
Kommando: The humans will cuddle with them more than with us.
Snoops: Oh my cats! Think of his poor sis-furs.
Kommando: I know. We get our cuddles from Mom and our human brother, but they won’t have anyone.
Snoops: Anything else?
Kommando: I don’t think so right now. In a little while, it will start to move on its own. Then we need to make sure we’re not around. I don’t want to get sat on while I’m sleeping.
Snoops: We better talk to Mom. She’ll know a good hiding place.
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12 thoughts on “Cat Forum: A Baby? No One Asked Us”
Oh Commando! Snoops! This is a fine fix you’re in. other of you have a lot of planning for bunkers when The Baby comes to your home! Wait till he wants YOUR toys. I have had to put up with that since my human brother’s son arrived! He even ate my FOOD! My videoed the baby’s mom trying to pry food out of his little fist.
Your food! Really? We are definitely avoiding him. Thanks for the heads up.
The cats are right, babies are so strange.
We are not looking forward to it.
Sometimes the internet has too much information.
Good point. 🙂
Oh-no! Be careful, they pull tails once they start crawling.
Congrats to your human sister!
How awful! We need to tell our cousins Purrs Snoops and Kommando Kitty
guyz…pleez ta tell human sisturr we said conga ratz !!! prettee kewl 🙂 ♥♥♥
Thank you! Too bad she’s not having a kitten.
Oooh, them sortof youngsters I do not like, way too noisy and dangerous. Having said that, I think Mrs H has the right sort of idea about outsourcing the early years to a catery/boarding school 😉
What a great idea! We’ll talk to Mom. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty