Kommando: Hey Snoops, look. It’s an advertisement for Valentine’s Day.
Snoops: I didn’t know Valentine had his own day.
Kommando: I think they just stole his name. This is all about buying jewelry and stuff. It says you should do it to show her how much you care.
Snoops: I wonder who she is, and why she needs so much stuff. Let’s see if we can find it on the Internet.
Kommando: Ooh. Good idea. They know everything there.
Snoops: Hmm. It says it’s the feast of St. Valentine. The celebration of love and affection.
Kommando: And getting stuff. It’s another human holiday for getting stuff.
Snoops: It’s supposed to be romantic. A lot of people use it as a day to propose.
Kommando: Well, it can’t be too important, we didn’t know about it.
Snoops: That’s because it’s for humans.
Kommando: They love us. Why don’t we get gifts?
Snoops: We don’t like chocolate or jewelry.
Kommando: They could give us salmon.
Snoops: Humans don’t think salmon is romantic.
Kommando: It’s not for them, it’s for us.
Snoops: Wait a minute. This Internet thing says there are Valentine’s gifts for cats.
Kommando: Does it show a salmon?
Snoops: Forget about the salmon. Humans don’t think dead fish are romantic.
Kommando: Humans are weird. So what do they think we’d like?
Snoops: Actually, this first thing is kinda nice.
Kommando: Ooh. A fake sheep bed! I like fake sheep. It’s really warm.
Snoops: Yeah. That says “love” to me.
Kommando: Anything else good?
Snoops: Well, there’s a collar. But it has a bell on it. It would be worthless when I’m mousing.
Kommando: OK. We’ll put that in the “no” column.
Snoops: I like this next one:
Kommando: Purr-fect! A castle. Mom calls us princesses. She might get us that.
Snoops: Maybe. I think it’d really add to the decor around here.
Kommando: Is there anything there that says, “I love you” in human?
Snoops: Well, this bowl looks like something they might think is romantic:
Kommando: That’d be pawsome! Hearts for the human, food for us! I think we need to talk to Mom about this Valentine’s Day thing.
Snoops: Definitely. Anything that reminds her to feed us is good.
Kommando: Yeah. A food dish and some salmon. The perfect Valentine’s Day.
Gift ideas courtesy of https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/valentines-day-10-gifts-for-cats-gift-guide
Photos courtesy of Google Images
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I wish I could get away with buying Salman for Valentine’s day. Unless the fish swallowed a huge diamond ring, I would be in trouble. 🙂
Exactly. Humans don’t think salmon are romantic gifts. Go figure.
Who knows why. 🙂
i am not sure everyone would agree that salmon and a food dish make a great Velentine’s gift but you guys are adorable!
Thank you!
I wondered, too, if they stole my name to come up with Valentine’s Day, but Mom says the holiday has been around much longer than I have. Tee hee hee. Ooh, my sweetheart would love to have that tower, ’cause she is a princess, too. I hope your humans get you some gifts along with big hugs. Purr purr purr.
You’re right. Princess Erin would look good in the tower. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
My Mom says that I, Marvelous AM her Valentine. I was last year too! BUT I have to share her with Ninja this year (his Dad is away).
I DO get special things! Las year I got Whipped Cream, I got FRESH cooked salmon and I got a card! I wonder what I shall get this year.
Purrs
Marv
We’re jealous! You really are your mom’s Valentine. She sounds like she has enough love for both you and Ninja. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Those are all wonderful gifts for Valentine’s Day. I hope you get them all and some salmon too. XO
Thank you, purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty
Definitely would go for a palace extension, though not the fish. And any bed that is pink and warm and wooly would get my vote, for sure. Heres hoping we cats get all the valentines gifts we need, including pink salmon for those that like that sort of thing. 😉
Purrs
ERin
Maybe a pink salmon plushie for you. Purrs, Snoops and Kommando Kitty