*Voice of the Animals
We received a lot of feedback from our recent article, Cat Forum: Interview with Abby. We thought that we would share some of it with you.
Princess Pawsome: I enjoyed your recent interview with Abby. I thought it was very interesting to hear from such a nice dog. Perhaps in the future, you could do interviews with other animals. Maybe you could talk to a bird or a fish.
(Thank you for your idea. We will put that in our file for further research.)
Muffy Manx: I think that Abby sounds like a very sweet doggy. However, I read Cat Forum to learn about cats and cat stuff. I don’t think dogs fit in either of those categories. If you do something similar in the future, maybe you could call it “Animal Forum” or something so I will know not to read it.
(Thank you for your feedback. We apologize if we created any confusion.)
Maxx Katt: Thank you for your recent Cat Forum about Abby. I read it to my girls and they loved it. However, now they want to get a dog. I have no idea where to look. Would you please advise?
(We have never actually had a dog in-house. However, we recommend that you try the local shelter.)
Probably the most unusual feedback we got came from a dog:
Louie Dog: I don’t get how a nice dog like Abby would get caught up with a group like you. I know Abby, and I can’t believe she’d talk to a bunch of cats. Cats! I hate cats.
Needless to say, Snoops and Kommando Kitty were pretty upset by Louie. But since we are an equal opportunity organization, we decided to give Louie the chance to explain himself.
Snoops and Kommando refused to talk to him. So we put our new investigative reporter, Angus MacFluffin. on the job. His interview follows.
Is it true that you hate cats?
Well, it’s not that I hate them. They’re just so funny looking and easy to chase.
Have you ever met a cat?
Actually I live with 3 cats. They really don’t care for me due to the fact that I look at them as targets to chase!! Hahahahahahahhaaha
Rumor has it that you have used controlled substances. Is that true?
Well see my extravagant human mom smokes constantly and I love to smell her tubes and bags. I can’t help it – they smell so good!!!! I love to roll around in her empty bags!
Do you think that it’s has any impact on your opinion of things?
No, I don’t. I think helps out a lot people and dogs. It helps my mom’s moods… she yells A LOT.
What breed of dog are you? Do you consider yourself a large dog?
I am a handsome fluffy full of p*** and vinegar 24/7 Shitzu. I have a large macho man personality! I’m very aggressive with my woman Roxie and she’s a German Shepard!
Do you get along with other dogs?
Well like I said I have a woman. It’s a cougar thing – she’s very old. And we have a roommate named Rascal. He’s a pug, and he’s off the charts of being on the weird side. I only like these 2 dogs; others I don’t pay no mind to.
What about other animals?
I wouldn’t know. I’ve only came across cats and dogs. But mom keeps asking me about an iguana…. whatever the h*** that thing is.
Do you always have such a strong opinions about things?
Yes I do. I hate it when my mom doesn’t let me always have my way!!!! I get very, very vocal with her even though I’m going to get yelled at and my cookies taken from me!! Seriously – the cookies??
Do you think your human has any impact on the way you feel about things?
No – I really don’t know – she’s crazy – even though – we clash but I know she means well… FYI SHES SO D*** LOUD! She keeps saying it’s a Leo thing like I’m supposed to know what that means. Hahahaha
Is there anything else you’d like to add?
No there isn’t. But I read Abby’s interview and I loved it. That’s my home girl even though she don’t ever wanna play with me!! Love her human, though. Wendy’s so nice to me!
(ed. note – We will not be interviewing any more dogs for Cat Forum.)