Hello everyone. I wanted to tell you about the new online store I found. It’s called Calico Cate’s Online Empurrium. They sell pretty much anything a cat could desire. In addition to the standard beds, dishes, and toys, Cate’s also has consignment section where cats can sell things that didn’t quite work out for them, but might for someone else.

For example, this extra-cozy bed.The seller wrote, “I really loved this bed. You can snuggle up and totally hide yourself away. Unfortunately, my human couldn’t seem to remember that it might be holding a cat and kept moving it around. Then the dumb dog sat on me.” Price: 1 cooked chicken breast or best offer.

Description: “High quality cardboard box. I have spent many happy hours in this box. And it does really fit me well. But I think I want to move into something sturdier. Am possibly looking for something slightly larger. Something that the humans won’t keep trying to take away. (They really don’t understand why this is the perfect box.” Price: 2 silvervine sticks

Description: “Fish in bowl. I had thought that the humans bought me an extremely fresh snack. Or a really cool toy. Wrong! They think that you put this thing on the table and look at it.And I can’t try to touch it or sit too close to it, because I might scare it. They said that looking at it makes them calmer. What a waste!” Price: Free. If I can’t eat it or play with it, it’s worthless.

Description: “Almost grown dog. Extremely fluffy and energetic. Turned out to not be trainable. Couldn’t get him to sneak snacks or give me rides. He is very friendly. Watch out for big, wet kisses. Pric’e: One bag of kibble

Description: “One red dot. It has made a fool out of me for the last time. I have spent many hours chasing this red dot with no success. I believe it may be defective. I am an experienced hunter and will not live with that thing in my house any longer. Price: One blue dot or one green dot

Description: “Small red wagon. I didn’t read the description correctly when I bought it. I assumed it would come with a human or dog to pull me. I am a princess. I do not like to walk if I can be carried or pulled. Price: 1 jar of beef and liver treats.

And these are just a few of the items you can find at the Empurrium.

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