
You may recall that one of the prizes at the Cheeseland Rummage Sale was an All you Can eat dinner for six at Freddy’s Fish Factory. The lucky winner was Rex Rutford, an elegant tabby who invited five friends and family members to join him.
Our own elegant tabby, Sgt Stripes, joined them for the dinner. He speaking with Angela Rutford, Rex’s lovely wife.
Sgt Stripes: Hi Angela. Pleased to meet you. It looks like you are going to have quite a feast.
Angela: We are really excited to be here. Rex and I both love fish, and I’ve heard so many great things about Freddy’s.
Sgt Stripes: And who are your lucky fellow diners?

Angela: This is our son Fernando. And our neighbors Luke and Kitty, and finally, our nephew Tommy.
Sgt Stripes: I hope everyone’s hungry.
Fernando: I haven’t eaten all day. I’m starving.
Tommy: Me too. Fernando and I have a bet over who will eat the most fish.

Sgt Stripes: Good luck to both of you. What’s at stake?
Tommy: The loser has to buy the winner a bag of their favorite treats. Mine are beef/liver.
Fernando: And mine are tuna.
Luke: What happens if I eat more than either of you?
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Fernando: I don’t think that’s going to happen.
Rex: It might. He’s bigger than either of you.
Tommy: But that won’t matter if we’re hungrier.
Luke: I still think I can eat more.

Kitty: Luke honey, they just have a wager between friends. It’s not a challenge to you.
Luke: Nonsense. If they’re going to compete at the table, anyone at the table should be allowed to join.
Rex: How about it, boys? Can Luke be part of your challenge/
Luke: You should join too, Rex.

Rex: Hmm. Maybe I will. What do you think, dear?
Angela: I think that it’s ridiculous you’re turning a nice dinner into a competition. With your son, of all cats.
Rex: It’s just for fun. The four male cats competing to see who’s the best.
Kitty: At being a glutton?

Angela giggled and looked at Fernando.
Angela: It’s okay, honey. I’ll buy treats for both of you if either of them win.
Fernando: I guess its okay.
They were interrupted by the waitress.

Waitress: Hello everyone. My name is Ruby. Welcome to Freddy’s. Has anyone been here before?
Everyone shook their head.
Sgt Stripes: They won a free meal at the Rummage Sale.
Ruby: Excellent. Here’s how it works. You order your favorite type of fish. We’ll bring you two pieces to start. If you want more, put your plate at the edge of the table. I’ll bring you two more pieces. What would you like to drink and what type of fish would you prefer?

Angela: Goodness. That sounds like a lot of fish. I’d like mackerel and water, please.
Kitty: That sounds good. I’ll have the same.
Fernando: Tuna and water, please.
Luke: Salmon and water.
Tommy: Salmon and water.
Rex: Bass and water.

Ruby: Thank you. I’ll bring two fountains for you to share and be back with your fish when it’s ready.
Luke: I think I like this place.
Kitty: Yes. They have a lot of choices. Does anyone want to go to the salad bar?
Luke: Not a chance. I’m going to be filling up on fish.

Their orders appeared a few minutes later. The ladies were relieved to see that the portions were manageable.
Angela: This looks delicious.
Fernando: It tastes great too.
Kitty: And I like that they don’t try to stuff you.

The male cats finished their fish quickly and put out their plates for more. Ruby quickly refilled their plates.
Ruby: Would you ladies like more?
Angela: I think we’re set for the moment.
The male cats are the second serving quickly, but not as quickly as the first. Rex slowed down significantly at the end.

Ruby: You boys ready for more?
Rex: I think I’m done, thank you. You guys go ahead. I’m full, but not too full.
Luke: Where’s your spirit of competition?
Rex: I want to remember this as a pleasant meal.

Luke, Fernando, and Tommy set to work on their third plate. Suddenly, Luke sat up and ran for the door. The other cats watched him with surprise.
Rex: What do you supposed that was about?
Tommy: Classic scarf and barf, I think. He probably isn’t used to this much so quickly.
Kitty: Poor thing. I’ll go make sure he’s okay.
Rex: Guess I won’t be remembering this as a pleasant experience after all.

Angela: Boys, I think you need to stop eating after this plate. I don’t want either of you to get sick.
Fernando: I’m not feeling that great right now either.
Tommy: Yeah. I’m done too.
Rex: What about the bet? It looks like you ended in a tie.
Angela: I’m proud of you both for knowing when to quit. I’ll buy you each a bag of treats.

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