Ever wonder what your cat is thinking when you say something? We’re here to help. These answers are based on surveying many cats (more than 10).

Human: Here Kitty, Kitty

Cat: Hmm. Not my name. Wonder who’s she’s calling. OR Hmm. Wonder what she wants. If I wait, I’m sure she’ll tell me.

Human: Come get dinner.

Cat: Hmmph. About time.

Human: Do you want chicken or beef?

Cat: Yes.

Human: I bought you a new type of litter.

Cat: How exciting.

Human: I bought you a new kind of food.

Cat: It better not be that diet junk you tried to pass off as regular food the last time.

Human: Why did you leave a dead mouse in my shoe?

Cat: You screamed when I left the last one in your bed. And you didn’t find the one under the table for two days.

Human: How did you make such a mess?

Cat: What mess?

Human: I love you.

Cat: Of course you do.

Human: Do you love me?

Cat: I suppose.