Things have been pretty busy in the editorial offices at Cheeseland. Lenny and George, the mice editors, have been scurrying around trying to figure out what’s next for the blog. It’s been around for almost eleven years. It started out as a place for Cat to vent about whatever was on her mind. Apparently not much, since it switched over to all animals all the time after a couple of years. But it didn’t really take off until Snoops and Kommando Kitty started writing . Now that Kommando is gone, it’s probably time for another change.
Lenny: What are we going to do? We had a two-cat show with a bunch of supporting players.
George: I know. Cat kinda figured that she and the cats were going to retire together in a few years.
Lenny: Ooh. Maybe we can turn it into a retirement blog.
George: Don’t be dumb. She’s not retiring now.
Lenny: Oh yeah. That’s right. We need to figure out how to replace Kommando.
They both jump when they hear a loud hissing behind them.
Lenny: Oh, hey Snoops. Didn’t hear you come up.
Snoops: You are so lucky you’re considered family so I can’t eat you. We can’t replace Kommando. She was special.
George: We know. That’s why we’re trying to figure out what to do with the blog. You wanna do a solo thing? Something like “Snoops Speaks”?
Snoops: Nah. I don’t have the energy for that. The best part was having someone to share the ideas and research with.
Lenny: Maybe we could find you a new partner?
Snoops: I do not want another cat in the house. It was bad enough when Sgt Stripes moved in, but at least he stayed upstairs. Now we have the three who came in with my human sister and the two little humans. NO MORE CATS.
Lenny: Okay. Don’t get excited.
George: You know you scare Lenny when you get mad.
Snoops: Sorry, Lenny. Didn’t mean anything personal.
Lenny: It’s okay. I know you’re upset.
George: What do you think about partnering with one of the kids? The blonde one said he’d like to work with you.
Snoops: No chance. I don’t like children. Besides, we write about animals. He’d want to write about human stuff.
Lenny: Eww! How boring.
Snoops: Yeah. Besides, he’s loud and messy.
George: Excellent points. No small human partners.
Snoops: I think we need to keep the focus on cats.
Lenny: But the alligators and bears are pretty popular too.
George: And hedgehogs.
Snoops: That’s true. We’ll be mainly cats with a few other animals thrown in.
George: Could you work with one of the new cats?
Snoops fluffed up and arched her back.
Lenny: I’d say that’s a “no”.
George: What about Sgt Stripes? He joined you and Kommando for a few posts.
Lenny: And he’s an excellent researcher. He really loves Mr. Google.
Snoops: He tried to eat Kommando when he moved in. I had to jump on him to protect her.
George: He says that was a misunderstanding. He wanted to play pounce.
Snoops: Grrr.
Lenny: I think he’s afraid of you now. He doesn’t even really try to come downstairs when you’re around.
George: He might want to be friends. He’s trying to be friends with the lady cats upstairs.
Snoops: I don’t know. I’m not thrilled with any of the options. I’ll have to think about it.
She curled up to sleep while the mice tiptoed off.

















