Four of the cats were gathered in the kitchen waiting for breakfast. They knew that Sgt Stripes and Mom would be coming any minute. Then Sgt Stripes appeared, but Mom was nowhere in sight.

Angel: Stripes, where’s Mom?

Gypsy: Everyone knows that we get breakfast between 6:05 and 6:15 every morning that she goes to work.Weekends stink because we have to wait for her to get up. Sometimes I’m half-starved before she gets up.

Sgt Stripes: Our human brother doesn’t have to work today, so she decided to shower before she feeds us.

Onyx: Did you give her permission, Snoops?

Snoops: I certainly did not. Things are all messed up right now. We probably should have an emergency meeting while we wait so we can tell Mom what’s been going on.

Angel: I agree. I don’t mind the later breakfast if the little humans aren’t around. But the later it gets, the more likely it is that they are going to be  romping around while we try to eat.

Gypsy: The dark-haired one scares me. He yells a lot and doesn’t watch where he’s going. He’s almost stepped on me a few times. That’s why I hide by the kibble whenever he’s around.

Onyx: That’s true. He is really loud. And he’s almost stepped on me too.

Sgt Stripes: The other one is better about not stepping on us.

Snoops: But he’s learned a new sound to make. It’s really high-pitched, and it hurts my ears. And he tried to push be back by my face the other day.

Sgt Stripes: Mom shut that down. Just like when he started to grab my tail.

Onyx: Blondie doesn’t let him do that to me either.

Angel: It’s really nice when they’re gone for a couple of days. Much quieter and less confusing.

Snoops: I wonder if there’s some way to make it a little calmer around here.

Gypsy: Maybe we could get them jobs.

Onyx: Doing what? They don’t really have any skills.

Angel: Maybe we could rent them out to wake up humans who sleep through their alarms.

Snoops: They are waking up a lot earlier than they used to. Stripes, would you please ask Mr Google if there are any jobs for waking up humans around the neighborhood?

Sgt Stripes: I’m on it. Are there any other ideas?

Gypsy: Sometimes, they make a lot of noise. Could they be scarecrows and keep birds away from crops?

Snoops: That’s a great idea! There are a couple of farms around here.

Angel: Do you think pet sitters would take them and train them?

Gypsy: If they can train dogs, they should be able to train little humans.

Onyx: That probably costs money. We should keep looking for something that will pay them.

Sgt Stripes: That’s a good point. They’re kind of expensive to have around. It would be nice to tell Mom that the boys can start paying for some of their own kibble.

Snoops: If that doesn’t work, maybe we can put them on PetFinder. I think there’s a section for “Other Animals”.

Onyx: Blondie isn’t going to let someone else have them full-time.

Snoops: Good point. We need to find something they can do while we eat breakfast and do our morning routines.`

Gypsy: Yes. We don’t want to get rid of them. We just want to live and relax in peace.

Sgt Stripes: Mom says it will improve with time. And they’re already better at giving out snacks. The older ones doesn’t throw them at us anymore.

Gypsy: That’s true. I didn’t even have to look for shelter the last time.

Onyx: Okay, Sgt Stripes. You need to find them a job until they grow out of this stage.

Sgt Stripes: I’ll let you know what I find. And Mom is finally here to feed us.