Sgt Stripes here. I’m helping Mom type the post, and I am not a happy cat. We’ve been invaded. And apparently it’s of indefinite duration. I’m a very chill dude, and most things don’t bother me. (Although I do wish the lady cats liked me more.) But my furs are totally ruffled.
The blonde woman is here with her two screaming children. And they’re staying in MY room. And they keep bringing more stuff. Pretty soon there won’t be room for me. Of course, I don’t really want to be in there with them anyway. I’m trying to decide whether I should take up residence in Mom’s room (that’s where my cat tree is) or my human brother’s room (it has the best cat TV).
It’s me, Snoops. For once, the man-cat is right. We’ve been overrun. It appears that our human sister is back for a while. And she brought the small humans with her. We were really mad at her when she left, but at least she’s family. The two little ones are just a problem.
They run around the house and make a lot of noise. And they want to TOUCH us. We are very selective about who we let touch us. And the list does not include anyone under four feet tall. And it does not include anyone who screams or cries. (We make an exception when Mom cries – we just don’t let her rub her face in our fur.)
Kommando Kitty here. And they keep trying to eat our kibble. NO ONE is allowed to touch our kibble. Snoops takes care of any mouse who tries. And the big humans yell like it’s going to hurt the kid. We have excellent kibble, and we do not want to share it with a couple of little humans who don’t even understand the proper way to bathe.
Speaking of which – all humans smell weird, but little humans smell extra weird. Apparently they haven’t been litter-trained. So they have that on top of the weird regular human smell. And they eat funny stuff too. Nothing good to share with us cats. I’m really not seeing a lot of positives in the current situation.
Snoops again. And it may get worse. I overheard our human sister saying that she misses “her” kitties. I think she’s referring to the pests who relegated us upstairs a couple of years ago. I certainly hope that she’s not planning on having them visit again.
Sgt Stripes – More lady cats? That would be scary. Although, maybe they would be nicer to me. It would be better than having any more small humans running around.
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Sgt. Stripes! This is indeed bad! My mom even has a video of her little visiting grandchild at the water bowl and the kibble bowl..handsful of kibble…trying to get into the LITTERBOX and you name it. It was frightful! She posted it on my blog back then!
Small humans are definitely not to be trusted
Oh, my. All the excitement. I hope you guys survive!! Hang strong.
Thank you! This is so much work!
Oh Sgt Stripes I feel your pain!! I had 2 little ones visit here a few weeks ago and I didn’t like it one bit! Love, Roary
Thank you for your support. It’s really rather unpleasant. Purrs, Snoops, Kommando Kitty & Sgt Stripes
Oh my! Sounds like a house full. Maybe you can train the kids to give you treats. XO
Ohh! That’s a great idea!
Snoopss! Kommando! Sgt Stripess! If you want to tellyport over to THE Purrfect Pad wee can accomodate youss’. It wuud bee a bit tight butt there are NO screemin Hu’man Kittss an only BellaSita an mee…. Wee have Tee V; Inttynet; Wifi; Twitch an UTube an even FaceBake. Allso you cuud meet our Shadow Catss thru patio door. An there iss “Early Bird” live Tee V efurry mornin heer……
Sgt. Stripess mee wuud ‘book-it’ innto Mewomy’ss room ASAP! Efurry Kitty fore themselvess~~~
***nose rubss*** BellaDharma an **blowss kissess** BellaSita Mum
Ooh that is tempting. Thanks!!
Mee has 4 cat bedss plus on top of Condo an Inn Condo memoree foam mat…..there iss room enuff fore all of us! 😉
Sounds good!
I feel for you all! Even though I am a human I would definitely not adapt well to a bunch of smelly young humans running around!
It’s rather appalling how useless they are besides
Sounds like stress level one! You are going to have to find a safe room where you can be on your own like Opie has here with all the modern conveniences.
We definitely are looking for our safe space. Thanks for the suggestion.
Its hard but it sounds like the little humans are your sister’s kittens and you know how protective Moms can get. And prepare for the “pests” because your sister will love her cats as much as yours loves you. You are all family.
PS from Anubis – Don’t underestimate little humans food, persist there will be some nice snacks or at least toys/body lotion amongst their food. And best of all you can blame them for stuff you break or steal.
PPS from Orion- But all lady cats are terrible. Head rubs Sgt. Stripes
PPPS from Pixie – Ignore everything little boy cats say, and they are all just little boys. Purrs, Komando Kitty and Snoops.
Hi Guys! Good to hear from you. It’s weird having all the extra people/kitties around. Hopefully, there will be extra treats at some point. At least they’ve stopped crying all the time.
We don’t like it when our twofeet family comes. They’re to wild and they stole our food when they were younger too…or play with it..Aargh….We’re still hiding when they visit us, even if they don’t play with the food anymore, they’re still wild…😸Extra Pawkisses for all of you and for a Happy Weekend too🐾😽💞
Thank you! They definitely have too much energy. We appreciate your support