Before we get started, we would like to thank Oliver at Feline Opines for featuring us on this week’s chat.
Note: We don’t have Twitter. All references are figments of our imaginations and, hopefully, bear no resemblance to reality.
Marley Bear @bearcubmom
Cubs are adorable. And maybe one day, I’ll get all of the berry juice out of my fur. Or maybe I should just try to love purple fur.
Sophie Squirrel @squirreljinx
Looking for a roommate. Affordable rates. Must be willing to share tree with extended family and very noisy magpies. Would prefer sound sleeper. Please no raccoons or other creatures of the night.
Read our review of “Cat Table Manners.” It’s another hilarious human book about ways to “train” us. They seem to think that we belong on the floor when the food is on the table.
Unity rally taking place 1 pm this Friday at Memorial Park near the gazebo. We will march to City Hall and present our petition for formal recognition as a species. Bring your friends and family. No doubters/haters please.
Hal Hedgehog @hoggyhal
Don’t forget Snail Fest this weekend. Fun for the whole family. Games and food for all. Be sure to stop by and try my homemade snail marinade. I’ve been working on it for weeks. My wife says it goes or I do.
City Council is working to tighten the leash laws again. No pun intended. All you dogs running around loose: get yourselves together. I don’t want to lose my park privileges because you can’t control yourselves.
Penelope Persian @genuineamericanbeauty
I can’t believe the humans are thinking about getting another cat! They barely have time to meet my needs. My breakfast was 10 minutes late this morning. And they completely forgot treats yesterday! How are they ever take care of two of us?
All pictures courtesy of Google Images
13 thoughts on “Scrolling Through Animal Twitter”
Forget fantasy baseball. Sign me up for this fantasy Twitter thing.
Animal lives really are interesting.
Another morning with you first in my reading list and I am rewarded with a smile just from reading.
You are so sweet!
Mew mew mew ‘Animal Twitter’ iss heelaressu Snoopss an Kommando!!
Wee love THE Hedgeyhogss an THE Squirrelss THE best!!
***purrss*** BellaDharma an ((huggiess)) LadyMew
Thank you! We think Snail Fest would have been the best.
Mew mew mew Snailss were funny two! 😉
That was cute. Love the unicorn one. 🙂 XO
Very cute, the squirrels are super cute😸Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞
I’d want to follow all of them on Twiiter, and especially Penelope and the unicorn! Purr purr purr.
Wonder if City Hall accepted the unicorns’ petition.
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