Legendary Axe-Man Named Sierra Club Spokesman

In case you didn’t see this on The Grimm Report:

The Grimm Report

A Special Report By Grimm Report Chief Environmental Correspondent, Cathy Behnke

Late yesterday, the Sierra Club issued a press release stating that its new spokesman is Paul Bunyan, the noted lumberjack. The notice stated, “Mr. Bunyan’s role will be to interact with logging and mining companies regarding the importance of conservation. We are confident that those companies will be more comfortable working with someone from a similar background. Initially, he will be representing the Sierra Club in negotiations regarding dams on the Snake River. Mr. Bunyan has the unique perspective of having created several dams himself during his career as a lumberjack.”

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