Who decided that the goalposts in football would be designated north and south?
Why is fresh good when you talk about fruits and vegetables but not when you talk about people?
On the freeway, why am I always behind the guy going 65 mph and in front of the guy who wants to go 75 mph? (and thinks that riding my bumper will somehow make the other guy go faster)
Who created the zipper? How did they get the idea?
Do stores really think that the number of people who buy tinsel between Halloween (or earlier) and Thanksgiving outweigh the number of people who are annoyed and avoid that whole side of the store? Besides, things are more expensive the first month than any other time of the season (nothing on sale yet).
I understand why some stores use background music as part of their brand, but what kind of brand is Wal-Mart trying to convey?
Is traffic congestion decreased enough to justify the rear-end collisions tension, and irritation at traffic round-abouts?
Why did I see Santa outfits for infants today next to adult Halloween sweaters? There’s a much better chance that I will still be the same size by Christmas than a baby.
When radio stations identify a song after a set, why is it never the song I didn’t know/can’t remember?
Do they eat Jordan almonds in Jordan?
Why do people who cut in line try to explain it by saying that they are in a hurry? Do they think the rest of us are there because we like to spend 20 minutes standing between people on their phones, arguing, or talking dirt about someone else?
Are road construction jobs paced to ensure full employment for the entire season? No matter when jobs are supposed to be done around here, it’s always at least a month longer. Maybe we don’t offer incentives for early completion in our county?
Why is there always an SUV parked in the compact car spot at my doctor’s office?
Why is the only time I am not tripping over a commissioned salesperson when I actually have a question or want to purchase?
3 thoughts on “I Wonder”
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I’d like to shake his hand
He made my baby
Fall in love with me (yeah!!)
Thank you for following HoB. Much appreciated!
Mr. Bowie is awesome!